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First of all, don't be afraid of my fierce picture. I am the legendary ''Rainbow Assassin'', yes, but that is no reason to fear me. I got out of the assassination business some time ago when I realized there was better money to be made in buying property in New Mexico. The housing market is more stable, too. I often ran out of people to kill when I was doing assassination. I tried to kill this fat guy twice once and claim overtime, but it did not fly with the boss. And sometimes I would have to target my own friends. This one time, I had to off KURT. My plan was to seduce him, bed him and then kill him once he fell asleep. Everything went according to plan except for one thing: I did not expect to develop ''feelings'' for the big, hairy galoot. Check out the picture yourself. And ask yourself if you could murder KURT, a relatively large, ridiculously hairy man with his tight knit boxers pushed up...I felt, I felt too much shame in what had happened...