You'll find us in the sky at the center of the world with Santa Claus, King Morpheus, and the Jabberwock.
We love to make music, we're from Connecticut, and if you were to put us all into a blender and in between its blades and then were to subsequently hit the start button, you would then have a very very bloody blender, and anything drank from its pitcher thereafter would forever contain just a hint of Guatemala or Ireland and possibly some South African Tribe. (Scrub it all you want, we'll always be there.)
You would then feel compelled to conquer a country in the name of God...maybe.
Simple.