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Phil The Excitement

About Me


This MySpace page has been modified from it's original form. It has been formatted to fit directly into your tiny ass computer screen.
WARNING: The above catch phrase was designed, written, and developed by Philip Micheal Schraner (aka "Phil the Excitement"). If you try to steal this pointless yet very original catch phrase then you will have proven yourself to be a copy cat loser not to mention the fact that you would be behaving in a manner consistent with someone who needs a pie smashed in their face. It may be a pumpkin or key lime pie if you're lucky or it could end up being a slightly more expressive type such as an apple or cherry but if you choose to ignore this warning I may resort to using a hard baked pecan pie if needed.
Welcome to the world of Route 66 Rock! My name is Philip Schraner and I'm the one to blame for all the madness on this page. Don't take me too serious and you'll understand me a whole lot better. I'm a hyper-active guitar player on a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin. I want to thank all of you who have come to see me play and showed me so much love and encouragement. I've done everything in my power to entertain you and I can assure you that my best performances are still yet to come.
The music of John Mellencamp let the world know what it's like to live in a small Indiana town but my music will let the world know what it's like to live in a smaller one!
I'm on Facebook:
If you have a Facebook page please add me!
And I'm on My Yearbook:
www.myyearbook.com/iphillucky
Don't mess with my sweet Brandi!
Special thanks to:
The Mayberry Illuminati
Warning: None of the childish crap on this web-site can be reproduced or transmitted in any form including the electronic or mechanical use of any photocopy machine, digital printer, or any other kind of information storage and/or retrieval type system without the prior e-mailed consent of the Mayberry Illuminati.
"I'm Phil Schraner and I approve this message"
In case you may actually be wondering:
I know this page is busy and full of all kinds of crap but so am I
I don't need your comments but if you feel the need please do so
I don't add haters, racists, or any type of sister loving rednecks
I don't know anything about "APP's" and I don't have time to learn
I know the songs on this page suck but I'm recording good ones soon
I don't really care if you like this page or not but I kinda hope you do
I made this page for me and that's why they call it "My"Space
Just one more thing:
Rush Limbaugh should really just shut his fat ugly mouth and crawl back into his narcotic induced coma where he belongs so the world doesn't have to be poisoned by his same old stupid predictable boring preaching!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/10/2007
Band Website: Right Here!
Influences:

General Interests:
Music, Martial Arts, MySpace, Vegetarian Cuisine, Philosophy, Theology, History, and popping all the bubble wrap I can get my hands on!

Ethnicity:
German / Irish / French / English / Native American / Hebrew (aka "American Mutt")
Political views:
Bi (I get along with conservative Democrats and liberal Republicans but I can't seem to find very many!)

Faith:
Monotheistic (but I won't drink the Kool-Aid)

Favorite Bands:
Boston, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Kiss, Van Halen, Green Day, AC/DC, Guns 'n Roses, Def Leppard, Styx, Foreigner, Quiet Riot, REO Speedwagon, U2, Sublime, Type O Negative, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Badfinger, Accept, Dio, Queensryche, The Outfield, Foghat, and the early "Blizzard of Oz"

Favorite Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Jacket, The Believer, A Stranger Among us, Annie Hall, Chaplin, BASEketball, The Scoop, Orgasmo, Wedding Crashers, Billy Madison, A Few Good Men, Happy Gilmore, The Ninth Gate, Bring It On, The Waterboy, Borat, Mr. Deeds, Austin Powers, Clerks II, Weekend at Bernies, Chasing Amy, Big Daddy, Fresh Horses, Seems Like Old Times, Training Day, The Bucket List, Fight Club, Up in Smoke, Nice Dreams, The Notebook, Wild Things, The Karate Kid, Being John Malkovich, Ferris Beullers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Full Metal Jacket, Song Remains The Same, Scarface, Weeds, The Godfather, Keeping The Faith, Scent of a Woman, Wad Busters part 7, And Justice For All, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Above The Law, Out For Justice, Death Warrant, and too many more to list.

I Told You So!

I endorse, play, and destroy the following music gear:

TRACE ELIOT

Sounds Like: Crap!
Record Label: Nobody in their right mind would sign me!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

To my new MySpace friends: please dont "Phil" awkward

If you got a friend request from me it's because I know you or because I saw something on your page that was cool. I'm not in need of someone to post any comments or listen to my music (the only songs...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:12:00 GMT

I dont "Phil" like an old man: Full time mid-life crisis

I've told this story before but for those who missed it I'll tell it again. I just recently turned 40 (it sounds bad I know) and now I really am going through some kind of mid-life crisis. I can't aff...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:47:00 GMT

"Phil" the pride: My so-called "jewish" status

People sometimes ask questions about what makes me "jewish". I'm jewish in the same way that someone is Irish or German. It don't really have much to do with faith. I like Judaism but only because it'...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:06:00 GMT

"Philip" my plate: vegetarian since 1987

People ask me a lot of questions about why I'm a vegetarian. They want to know if I'm some kind of animal rights person or something. I became a vegetarian for health reasons and it helped me lose a l...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:48:00 GMT