Phil The Excitement

This MySpace page has been modified from it's original form. It has been formatted to fit directly into your tiny ass computer screen.
WARNING: The above catch phrase was designed, written, and developed by Philip Micheal Schraner (aka "Phil the Excitement"). If you try to steal this pointless yet very original catch phrase then you will have proven yourself to be a copy cat loser not to mention the fact that you would be behaving in a manner consistent with someone who needs a pie smashed in their face. It may be a pumpkin or key lime pie if you're lucky or it could end up being a slightly more expressive type such as an apple or cherry but if you choose to ignore this warning I may resort to using a hard baked pecan pie if needed.
Welcome to the world of Route 66 Rock! My name is Philip Schraner and I'm the one to blame for all the madness on this page. Don't take me too serious and you'll understand me a whole lot better. I'm a hyper-active guitar player on a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin. I want to thank all of you who have come to see me play and showed me so much love and encouragement. I've done everything in my power to entertain you and I can assure you that my best performances are still yet to come.
The music of John Mellencamp let the world know what it's like to live in a small Indiana town but my music will let the world know what it's like to live in a smaller one!
I'm on Facebook:
If you have a Facebook page please add me!
And I'm on My Yearbook:
www.myyearbook.com/iphillucky
Don't mess with my sweet Brandi!
Special thanks to:
The Mayberry Illuminati
Warning: None of the childish crap on this web-site can be reproduced or transmitted in any form including the electronic or mechanical use of any photocopy machine, digital printer, or any other kind of information storage and/or retrieval type system without the prior e-mailed consent of the Mayberry Illuminati.
"I'm Phil Schraner and I approve this message"
In case you may actually be wondering:
I know this page is busy and full of all kinds of crap but so am I
I don't need your comments but if you feel the need please do so
I don't add haters, racists, or any type of sister loving rednecks
I don't know anything about "APP's" and I don't have time to learn
I know the songs on this page suck but I'm recording good ones soon
I don't really care if you like this page or not but I kinda hope you do
I made this page for me and that's why they call it "My"Space
Just one more thing:
Rush Limbaugh should really just shut his fat ugly mouth and crawl back into his narcotic induced coma where he belongs so the world doesn't have to be poisoned by his same old stupid predictable boring preaching!
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