You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
What Kind of Flirt Are You?
THE BROTHER`S GAME
I observed you from afar, even though I knew you were taken.
I heard your man throws a good d*ck, and brings home the bacon.
But when I look deeply I could see some emptiness in your eyes.
That`s when I knew I could step and get my slice of the pie.
See, I knew my game had to be tight... My sh*t legit.
Else you hit me with that "see you in the next lifetime" BULLSH*T.
Naw, so now I step back to methodically I plan my sh*t.
You`re about to become the victim of a cold calculated hit.
See, I knew in some particular areas your man had to be slippin.
If only I could find out where, I could exploit it and make you start trippin.
I proceeded to introduce myself, and explain how lucky your man must be,
To have here on Earth a girl of your heavenly beauty.
You smiled and looked away, well in fact you blushed, That`s when I knew I was making progress! But hey, no need to rush.
I said good-bye and walked away confident that the foundation
was laid, Knowing it was only a matter of time before I would be getting paid.
The next day I saw you, yeah you were waiting for the bus.
And though I kept my composure, I was overcome by lust.
I told you I was going your direction, and offered you a ride.
You got in. Now I`m one step closer to moving your man aside!
We conversed a little and I found out what area this brother had failed.
Though he may take care of business, he doesn`t pay attention to detail.
He never seems to notice when you get your hair, face, or nails done.
His mind is focused on business, and he seldom has time for fun.
Though you`re an angel, for you he never makes a fuss.
So, I stepped up to the plate and told you " Baby, you`re gorgeous!"
Starving for the attention of course you gave up the digits.
Now it was only a matter of time that to my will, you would submit.
You gave up the number, saying we could only be friends.
"Lovers? NEVER!!!" I thought, "How naive, yea baby yea, whatever!"
I said, "Honey please, as gorgeous as you are I`m honored just to know your name."
Hence the beginning of the game!
Whenever you needed to talk, I was there to hold your hand as we walked.
When you would cry I would be there to dry your eyes.
Whenever you were down, I built you a crown!
Whenever we were together I made sure the time spent was a blast,
I made you close your eyes and took away all the horrors of the past.
promised to take your troubles away as I placed a pedestal under your feet,
But the fact of the matter is...I`m just a dealer of deceit!
Soon she came to see me as one of the nicest man she`s met.
And...Of course, I saw her as just some girl I haven`t f*cked yet!
So I complimented her on the clothes she would wear, Paid attention whenever she did her hair. Asked her about her day and her bullsh*t career
Promised her silk and fine cashmere.
As I whispered sweet nothings in her ear, Told her how she made my heart flutter whenever she drew near...
And to be without her is what I feared.
But no matter what happens, "Honey, I`ll always be there."
"God if you only knew how much I care."
And I told her a bunch of other bullsh*t, that women love to hear!
Needless to say she saw me as a friend and her man as the foe.
Took me to bed, not knowing she`s been manipulated by a deceitful
brother.
And I remembered when she said she wasn`t with my plan, that she had a man.
She even showed me the engagement band.
But still, she fell for my program of candlelight and slow jams.
Now I`m reaching for the Trojan, and she ain`t thinking about her man.
Your man just left, he`s barely out the door, And you`re calling telling me I made you come like you never came before.
Not realizing that a simple test of life, you`ve just failed...
Now you`re reaching for me thinking you`ve exhaled.
You don`t want me to leave and you`re begging me to stay.
But, "I`m a predator baby, and you weak girls are straight up my prey."
You had a good man, yes he wasn`t perfect. And here comes the predator to exploit your weakness.
See ladies, when you have a good man, never focus on the small details that he`s lacking...
Because there`s a predator out there, somewhere, watching.
So even though you begged. "Baby we can`t be together, I thought you knew.
Besides you cheated on your man, who`s to say you won`t cheat
on me too!"
See I need someone I can work with, not a material girl from around the way...
Whose gonna jump from bed to bed because of a compliment I
forgot to pay.
So when you come with your soap opera story wanting to be my bride....
All I got to say is, "Sorry hun, but thanks for the ride!"Author
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