GOD'S THREE CARD MONTE |
I learned something new recently. I was at a funeral home attending a viewing and a gentleman - a really nice guy by all accounts - got up in front of the assembled mourners and he said this: death is...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 22:42:00 GMT |
TEENAGE SUBURBAN LIZARD KING DELUSIONS |
Over the years, Ive often been mistaken for famous people. Id like to think its because I have a Hannah Montana-like charisma (by night Im a rock star, by day I take sexually suggestive pictures w...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:23:00 GMT |
A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM GO GO VOLANTE |
Dear friends,
Well it's been quite a year at the Go Go Volante household, starting last January with our bass player Jon's admission that he was going to pursue his life long dream of beco...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:24:00 GMT |
DOES THE WHITE HOUSE POINT TOWARD MECCA? |
So you may have read in the paper recently that we elected ourselves a new president. He's a nice, clean, articulate kid from Hawaii, or Chicago, or Saudi Arabia - reports vary - and I'm excited...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:35:00 GMT |
"Can you hit the drums harder?" |
So here's something: the Commons recently played their last show (until the lucrative reunion tour, that is). For those of you who don't know, the Commons are a Trenton based band fronted by Keith Mon...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
ANIMATRONIC BLACK FACE |
I recently got back from a trip to Disney World, and, I'm not ashamed to admit, I love it there. It's pure, unadulterated, completely artificial perfection. Oh sure, it had some problems at first...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
SPACESHIPS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS |
Why do I so thoroughly despise Brittany Spears? Is it because she's an almost talentless performer who, against all reason, won the pop chart lottery and has completely pissed away the winni...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
ANIMITRONIC SALAD TERMINATOR |
I ran into a real live politician the other day. And not one of your run-of-the-mill local guys, either. I'm talking about a guy with serious juice. This is the kind of guy that's going to r...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:29:00 GMT |
MIDDLE SCHOOL OF THE 21ST CENTURY |
WARNING: This Post Contains Adult Content Pertaining To, Among Other Topics, Cel Phones, Masturbation, and Peter Gabriel Songs
Some of my friends think I hate technology because ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:58:00 GMT |
STAND UP SCOUT, YOUR FATHERS PASSING |
I used to believe in God. I used to believe with a fervor that was unshakable. I just knew - I knew - that God was making things happen for me. He was distracting cops so I didn't get a ticket, and he...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:52:00 GMT |
