About Me
I am the teeth in the night; I am the beta and the psi; the destroyer of worlds. I have been called Zuul, Korrak, the Orb-Breaker, and...Frank.I am available for children's parties, office gatherings and bar mitzvahs. E-mail for details and pricing.Naaah, serious time now (or as close as we're gonna fucking get).I'm just a guy...Trying to get by. No, that wasn't meant to be a clever rhyme.I want to be a stand-up comedian. And a novelist. And a journalist. And a philosopher. And a super-hero. And a dad.There's a funny smell in this room. I think it's coming from the heater.Living in Knoxville, Tennessee, with my darling Arinn.I'm a bit of a nerd...Ok, a lot of a nerd. Video games, RPGs, sci-fi movie ands books. Pretty standard nerd fare. Ask me about my D-n-D characters, and visit my blog, thelongthoughts.wordpress.com
