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Jaime

What condition IS my condition in?

About Me


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Myspace BackgroundsMy favorite color is red, I like to volunteer in the janitorial division of $1.50/Discount theaters/cinemas of the tri-state area in my very spare time. I enjoy good coversation during traffic, long walks on the beach in the rain and I am currently seeking Love, Romance, Friendship, Marriage, fiscal responsibility, 9.5 children (=) 6.5 Fathers (large man boobs a plus), Equal Opportunity Housing secured by plastic pastel picket pences, airbrushed mailboxes with matching mylar inflatable flags, and a petting zoo.Also, I am a huge fan of Gas Cost Inflation and hope (fingers crossed) that the price will grow at a 70-80% rate per day. No Exceptions.OK... IF YOU ARE to THIS POINT and HAVE NOT figured out that the above statements are absolute fucking bullshit... PLEASE DON'T WASTE BANDWIDTH TO REQUEST AN ADD.OK, OK... I AM FUCKING WITH YOU. My favorite color IS RED.ALSO NEW FRIEND REQUESTS: Do I Know You? Do You Know Me? Do we even share ANY COMMON INTERESTS? Always use your best manners, please.HELP WAGE THE WAR AGAINST BULLETIN-AREXIA.DROP A QUICK LINE IN MESSAGE FORM BEFORE REQUESTING AN ADD.IF NOT... EXPECT TO BE DENIED.

My Interests

Foreign Language, Cultural Diversity, MMA-IFL, UFC, Halloween, PS2, Sir Simon, Cosmetic Art Education, Piano, Guitar, Karaoke, Open Mic, eBay, Abstract Research, Local Venues & Live Music, Shooting Pool, Firing Guns at the Range, Road Trips, A Nice Martini, Daydreaming While Fishing, and yes, I Do Daydream Out Loud...

I'd like to meet:

Robert A. Zimmerman and William B. Rose

Music:

Dylan, Guns N Roses, Ani DiFranco, Feist, System of a Down, Cyndi Lauper, George Michael, Eminem, The Beatles, Willie Nelson, Pink, Johnny Cash, Skid Row, Paula Cole, Amy Winehouse, Kid Rock, Aerosmith, The Shins, Pearl Jam, The Hickry Hawkins Band, Laura Pausini, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Tommy Gnosis, Madonna, Odetta, Rehab, Marc Anthony, Jewel, Paul Anka, Alanis Morisette, Tom Petty, Billie Holiday, Anna Nalick, Motley Crue, Fiona Apple, Marilyn Manson, Korn, No Doubt, STP...

Pictures in a Scroll Box

Pictures in a Scroll Box

Movies:

Colour Me Kubrick, No Somos Nadie, Finding Nemo, Amores Perros, ANY Horror Flic, No Direction Home, Don't Look Back, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, The Sound of Music, Mean Girls, Stigmata, Office Space, Anger Management, Suicide Kings, Man On Fire...

Television:

American Idol, Scrubs, That 70's Show, House, The Simpsons, South Park, Will and Grace, King of The Hill, Mad TV, long ass commercials for shit I may never use, Family Guy, SNL, Kids in The Hall, Strangers With Candy, Golden Girls...

Books:

CURRENTLY READING: Eat Pray Love

Heroes:

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My Blog

"World Domination, one Zombie at a time."

Halloween, Horror, and Haunt Fans: Check it out... http://www.zombiefriends.com/Jaime%20The%20Jinn "A true zombie tells their friends."...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST

Grab a Can! It's Tag Time!

LB'S TAGGIN' RULES Here's how you play, once you've been tagged. You have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

The Upside to Insomnia

                        Meeting new people...   From all walks. With all desires. Going t...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

1 Blog, 2 Blog, 3 Blog, Floor...

THE LINE              How long will it take?  How many people are before me?  What do I want?  How much do I need?  How much...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

My Latest Addition To My Greatest Addiction...

imvu!   http://avatars.imvu.com/JaideKiernan
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

REGRETS

Regrets are those little reminders of things in your life that you passed by or passed you by with no regard.  They feed from the emotions of which your soul calls out.  Asleep or awake, the...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST