Freak

My name's Freak.
I was born & raised in Ibiza for 3 & a half years but my Mum & Dad brought me back to London on October 5th 2007.
I was 5 years old on March 17 but I had to lie about my age on myspace so that I could have a profile. They don't let 5 year olds have them so I stuck another 20 years on my age but being a cat, I'm a fully grown hot blooded male of the European Feline species.
I'm a naughty boy & I'm always getting into trouble but I'm still cute.
I bite! Gggrrrrrr.
I'm a semi-wild cat having lived on a farm my whole life & most of the time when I bite people it's out of affection, like when I'm being fussed so much & get over excited. But upset me & I bite for real, very hard & draw blood so you'd better be careful, I'm a tough cookie.
..... Well actually I'm not so tough with other cats as I want to be all of the other cats friend. I'll even let them in my house & share my food.
I love going out at night which is why I have night time & stars on my profile.
I love winding my folks up by begging for biscuits all the time. hehehehehe.
I love stealing food, especially cat biscuits which are my absolute favourite, even more than meat & fish but I am partial to prawns & shrimps.
My parents / servants, Richard & Xochitl punish me for stealing all the time but I don't care. If I can get my dirty paws on biscuits I'm as happy as, well, a Freak.
I also like eating mice but there needs to be some sport invloved. I like chasing them around first & then when I catch them I beat them up a little & then let them go & chase them again. This process lasts about half an hour or until I have their heads in my mouth or get bored & then I simply eat them whole, tail & all... YUM! The fur gets stuck in my teeth though which sometimes takes ages to get out. OK... I know you think it's disgusting but hey, your human, so what do you know?
I love to play with bits of string & my servants play with me with feathers on the end of a stick & a green bird on the end of a wire which is fun.
I hate dogs cos they're aggresive & they stink unlike us cats who are constantly cleaning ourselves. They're also a bit thick & do whatever they're told by humans... DOH.
Dogs have masters, us cats have servants & my servants are of the highest calibre.
I love pussy (girl cats that is) & right now I've got my eyes on Lucy from next door. She's a bit scared of me at the moment but she'll come to her senses soon enough.
I love being fussed & unlike most cats I love being rubbed EVERYWHERE. Yes even my belly, feet & legs.
I love scratching up the furniture but I've just been bought a new scratch pole which is huge so I quite like that at the moment which means I'm giving my folks a break with the furniture for now (see how considerate I am)?