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IMMORTAL

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

About Me

Hi! Hows it goin? My name is Jarrod/Jerd/Jerdboy. I'm about 5'9, with short hair. Used to be long, got bored, cut it off. I consider myself to be fairly well built, although i'm not a body builder. Brown eyes if anyone cares. I'm quite a dude. I'm with Jane. She's fit, and gives me SEXEH TIME.(Yays). I play the guitar (I have an epiphone Les paul and a Line6 Spider3 120 if you wanna know). I have 3 dogs, i live with my mother and my sister. My dad is a prick. If you want to know why i dont know him, ask me, i'm not scared of telling people. I'm into art. I do alot of digital manipulation. (In other words, i'm a photoshop freak) I post alot of my art on here. I've recently started a Deviant Art account- jerdboy. (www.deviantart.com). I play 2 online games. Counter strike source, and World of Warcraft (And no, i'm not addicted). I dont drink. I'm not scared to, i used to drink. I just find that its something in my life that i dont need, and i dont find it hard to avoid. Respect is earned. I smoke weed. Maybe too much. If you dont like it, i dont give a fuck. My choice, not yours. If theres anything i've missed, and you want to know, ask me. If you dont know my email, too bad.
Jerd.

By the way.....red SPAMMING THE BULLETINS GETS YOU FUCKING DELETED. I dont give a shit if you want fucking comments you egotistical cunt.
Jane loves Jarrod

My Interests

Philosophy. I like to talk deep shit. I'm not a religious person, and far from it. If you asked me, i'd tell you that i disagree with nearly every aspect of religion. In actual fact, i hate it. If you dont like that, deal with it. If you wanna argue, i'm always up for it. I feel very strongly about it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that shares the same points of view as me, and anyone that doesnt. I dont like people who dont have open minds, and people that dont like discussing shit with me. I'm a very deep person, once you get through all the hate and shit. If you ever fancy a nice long chat, hit me up and see if i fancy one too.
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Music:

I'm a metal head. I'm into bands such as SlipKnoT, Chimaira, Slayer, Pantera etc, although i'm into all kinds of music. I dont like to label bands. I dont give a fuck if theyre nu metal, metal core, thrash metal, whatever. If you care about the genre of a band enough to sway your interest in them, your a dick, simple as that. Watch this THIS JOE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT FEED. KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN, DUE TO SMALL PARTS I agree with everything in this video

Movies:

Anything with the following: Guns/ Swords. Unnesessary violence. At least 1 nude scene. Bad language. Fuck that, horrifically inappropriate and foul language. Cool insight into religion/ philosophyBut preferably just porno.

Television:

Not much. I like the same old. Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Malcolm In the Middle. I'm not a big TV person.

Books:

Stephen King. Horror. I read alot. If you have a good book that you'll think i'll like, i'm always up for it. Harry Potter for the win.

Heroes:

My friends. I wont name them, they know who they are. They have supported me through high and low, whatever the weather (So to speak). I would not be who i am today without them. I owe them everything. And i try to be a good friend back. Thankyou so much for all you've done for me, you special, special people....haha.

My Blog

My life just got alot better...

This is random i know. I'm not a generally upbeat person...i know.And i know i complain alot about alot of shit.But i suddenly felt alot better. In the last month(ish) I:- Have been to Glastonbury Fes...
Posted by IMMORTAL on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

How I write MY essays.

How To Write An Essay Jerd Style 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.2. Log onto MSN or Myspace. Check your email.3. Read over the homework caref...
Posted by IMMORTAL on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

How do i feel at this moment in time you ask me...

FUCKING LIKE THIS:   Heres a list of shit that i hate right now: Homework- I'm going to fail anyway. Computers-They fuck over too much Microsoft- Greedy money hungry cunts Photoshop- So goddamn ...
Posted by IMMORTAL on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:39:00 PST

Sig's

I dunno how many of you post on forums, but i do alot. These are "Sigs" that go at the bottom of your post. I make them for me, and other people. You wont get some of them, as i post on gaming forums....
Posted by IMMORTAL on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST

My nuts

Hi All, I know its weird, but i was just sat here admiring the shere massivness of my balls, when i thought, Hey! I should share this with the world. Heres a chart that kind of depicts how b...
Posted by IMMORTAL on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

ILY

Hello. I dont like to write loads, but something has come to my attantion recently. The fact that people are saying ILY as a new form of text/msn/leet speak. As some of you may not know, ILY is a way ...
Posted by IMMORTAL on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST