Ive been told Im not an animal lover because I eat meat |
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. If we weren't meant to eat meat and animal products we wouldnt have canine teeth. Our teeth would be more flat to chew not to tear. Also, we wouldn...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:38:00 GMT |
It can cause arthritis |
Ive heard popping your knuckles can give you arthritis but I seem to do it at least three times daily from being nervous, bored, tired....whatever. One day it just hit me.....I DONT WANT ARTHRITIS!!!!...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:15:00 GMT |
Jesus can be found at your local supermarket |
The other day my sis and I were shopping at king soopers and I suddenly spotted a guy who looked like Jesus! Im like "Hey look that guy looks like Jesus!" Then he started pushing his shopping cart rea...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
Fruit punch is mean to me |
My hair is crusty, my eyes are burning, I have stains on my shirt. Do you want to know why?
SOMEBODY SQUIRTED FRUIT PUNCH ALL OVER ME!
During school no less. It hurts so ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:38:00 GMT |
I met Robbie from War of the Worlds |
Last Saturday (02-18-06) I saw a guy at Target who looked just like Robbie from "War of the Worlds" He was colecting all the carts and putting them back in rows. I said to my sister "Look! Look! It lo...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:57:00 GMT |
eew |
EEEW cereal dust is gross. If you dont know what Im talking about Im talking about when you pour the very last bit of cereal, and a whole bunch of cereal dust comes with it into your bowl. Its sugary ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:05:00 GMT |
crusty christmas trees |
I was walking home from school today and I noticed that everyone had there old christmas trees in the trash waiting for them to be taken away. For some reason I find that funny. Its just somethin...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 21:09:00 GMT |
Noooooo my sub! |
Ahh!! I'm so angry. I just got a foot long sub from Subway and I go to eat it and theres my dog trying to scarf it down as fast as he can!! I hate that dumb mutt I'm gonna skin him alive...ok maybe I'...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 16:05:00 GMT |
Hooked on monkey phonics |
OK LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY OBBSESED WITH THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE "HOOKED ON MONKEY PHONICS" ABOUT A MINIATURE MONkEY THAT HELPS CARTMEN WITH THE SPELLING B BY PLAYING HIS MINI DRUM SET.
I KNOW IM SO W...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:57:00 GMT |
