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firetongue

About Me

I'm at least 19% cool.

Sometimes, people call me Maverick,
Or Queen Mab, or Hoover, or Jens-a-fir, or Jennbug, or Glue.

"And for you blueberry..."
...I don't think hoochies like me.

likes:
show season
new friends
crashing parties

dislikes:
waiting
mind games
splinters
..

ps, your layout sucks

My Interests

aggression, punks, velvet, sex, videogames, drugs, knives, sins, matching furniture, blood, shiny new kitchen appliances, kaleidoscopes, serial killers...

...

I'd like to meet:

Responsible people drinking responsible liquor going on responsible rampages.

And of course, mr. maynard james keenan.
And lemmy kilmister! And billy connolly!

Music:

Tool... and lots of others that change on a weekly basis.

If you have suggestions of things you think I should hear, LET ME KNOW!

Movies:

All forms of zombie and horror movies, some comedy, some drama, some foreign films, and some anime stuff.

Television:

Whatever's on that doesn't bore me to death...

Books:

Top Five:
-Lullaby
-Twilight series
-A Certain Slant Of Light
-Smack
-Green Angel
-Everworld series

Best poem ever:
Hangman by Maurice Ogden

Heroes:

TANK GIRL!!

This man is amazing... He's so well-adjusted despite everything.

My Blog

Something For Everyone!

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what s...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:27:00 PST

ten superawesome jenfacts

Ten facts about me, because katie tagged everyone, and I like these. So if I tag you, do it bitches.+ I have extremely odd musical tastes. I'll go from death metal to Simon and Garfunkel in one playli...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

stolen from... myself?

I made the outline of this in... june? This is updated, of course.I have not ever eaten as much in one day as the food guide pyramid says I should.I will not ever understand why people are so dramatic...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

oh, mr. wonderful

The Perfect GuyHair color?: blondie.Eye color?: blue or greenHeight?: taller than meSix pack?: no thanksLong hair or short?: shaggy to longGlasses?: contacts or reading glasses...Piercings?: yes pleas...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

donate now!

Have some spare cute jewish boys hanging around?Donate them to Sexy Jewboy Friends for Jen!24-hour donation boxes have been placed at the following locations for your convenience:103 E. Union St., Mah...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

ongoing project

Supposedly there are over 75 bands symbolized here. Here's my list so far... Feel free to comment with ones I don't have....
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:48:00 PST

prepare to be educated

Put an X next to the ones you like ...and send it back?24/7 (Total Power Exchange)        Being Dom          x   Being Sub  &...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

we are all someone

For no realistic reason, I am discontent. Except of course that I'm dying without human contact. Ugh. What happened early this morning (semirejection number one) was bound to happen and probably isn't...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

this one goes out to all my indiekids

Taxi Driver by Gym Class HeroesI took Cutie for a ride in my Death Cab she tipped me with a kiss, I dropped her off at the meth lab before she left she made a Dashboard Confessional and spilled her gu...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:32:00 PST

I want to keep this one around for a while...

okay, ignore the numbering, but do fill it out and post it as a bulletin or blog 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I was taking cookies out of the oven and touched the back of my hand aga...
Posted by feel free to fuck off on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST