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10 Things You Will Never Hear A Jamaican Man Say
1."No wifey, tek my car instead."
2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked."
3."She ..ave a nice body.... but ..ar bottom too big."
4."Wha..apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"
5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy."
6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside."
7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay."
8."Size dont matter."
9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."
10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
