Esoteric jokes that only 1/1000000th of the population finds funny:
Really good Physics/astronomy poem:
There once was a fellow named Blight
Whose speed was much faster than light.
He sat off one day
In a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
We've heard of that fellow named Blight,
And his trip on that fabulous night,
But his increasing mass
Would have soon proved so vast
He'd have been a most *singular* sight
Hahahahhahahahhaa....oh its so funny....yeahhhh.. neways lol
Learning, laughing, chillin, shooting things, reading, computers, photography (i have a Cannon SD-400 and i love it), other geeky stuff , astronomy, and video games, but just computer games...especially first person shooters, online. Fav's are: Half Life/Counter-Strike, Battlefield 2 (I'm not feelin' 2142 though), and FEAR... No, I dont like WoW, in fact, I rather dispise it, lol. I've been on a Metal Gear Solid craze lately, lookin forward to No. 4 coming out. Solid Snake FTW!!
I love beta testing software, and programming and doing some web stuff. But I really like science stuff, it's just really interesting to me. I love learning how things work, and more so, WHY things work. This is bad, but I have pi memorized to the 34th decimal place. Mmmmm....speaking of pie....i think ill go eat some.... I looooove food, I will eat about anything, but Italian is prolly my favorite. As far as physical stuff, I weigt lift, ride my moutain bike occasionally, and my job is rather physically demanding some times, which helps keep me in check. A big goal of mine though, is to drop a few pounds in the near future. Also, I just bought a brand new Tippmann 98 paintball gun, so im trying to get back into that again... its ALOT of fun!
These are the stats for the first computer I've ever built, im sure no one cares, but hey, this is my page lol:
-Asus A8N-Sli Deluxe
-BFG Tech Geforce 7800gtx 256mb Video Card
-BFG Tech Geforce 7800gtx 256mb Video Card (second card for SLI , two vid cards powering one monitor :) )
-2gb Corsair Value Select pc3200 Dual Channel RAM
-Rosewill 500w Power Supply Unit
-Thermaltake Case
-AMD 4200+ X2 dual core processor at 2.2ghz OC'd to 2.57gHz per core with 2000mhz FSB
-Saitek Eclipse Keyboard
-Logitech mx518 gaming mouse
-Altech Lansing 7.1 audio system
-Maxtor 320gb SATA HD w/ 16mb cache @7200rpm
-Hitachi 160gb SATA HD w/ 8mb cache @ 7200rpm
- (7x) Thermaltake Tri-Cool blue LED fans @ 34 ft^3/min
-Sunbeam Chroamatic Windmill 7 fan controller
-LITE ON 52x32x52x CD-RW/DVD-ROM drive
-Hp 16x DVD-RW+ with LightScribe
- Currently WinXP home, but Vista when it comes out (for 64bit support)
OMG...its soooo cooool!! Check out Pix (click to enlarge).
I'd like to meet:
Fun people...Anyone who isn't a jerk....Arnold Schwarzenegger (my governor lol)... Albert Einstien, Gene Roddenberry, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Samuel Colt, Douglas Adams, a Ninja, But like I said, I get along with just about anyone.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry, and has been widley regarded as a bad move"
--Douglas Adams (THHGTTG)
Music:
Rock, mostly 70s classic rock, but some of the new stuff like Greenday is good. I do like some rap. But... I, really freaking hate country.. I know it's cliche, but man, it sounds so... so... fake.... Favorite Artists: U2, 311, Fugees, Greenday, Bone-Thugs'N'Harmony, Coldplay, Led Zepplin, Alan Parsons, Andre Nickatina, Pink Floyd, Metallica, AC/DC, John Williams, Linkin Park.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Samuel
Birthday: September 30, 1987
Birthplace: San Diego
Current Location: Arroyo Grande
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown/Black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian, Asian Indian, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: DCS
Your Weakness: Kryptonite?
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: All Meat :)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Loose some weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On IM: n00b
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont wanna go to school...
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: Whenever i want it to be
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: negative
Do you Swear: negative
Do you Sing: absolutely not...i like hearing singing, but i have a terrible voice
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: ya
Do you want to go to College: already am
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: meh
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: used to play trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: absolutely not!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes actually...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: i hope not...
Ever been Beaten up: pfft..no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Astrophysicist
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand or Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: not too tall
Weight: not too big
Best Clothing Style: relatively conservative
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: umm... no joke... around 2,300 albums
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Movies:
Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Supertroopers, Scarface, Matrix, War movies, Terminator, V for Vendetta, Xmen trilogy, Star Trek, some sci-fi, mostly action movies, and just about anything funny..
Television:
Definitley Cappelle's Show; he's one funny dood, and I was heartbroken when he quit :'( . Also: South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Mind of Mencia, Stand Up Comedy (Guys like Chappelle, Lewis Black, Drew Hastings [along with alot of the guys from the Bob and Tom show/tour], Chris Rock, etc.). If you cant tell, i like to laugh... And yes, to quench the raging nerd in me: Star Trek... favorite is TNG but I
Books:
OOhhh, I looovve a good Calculus or advanced "Quantum Mechanics In Extreme Gravemetric Environments" book. Cant beat the best sellers, " Expanding Quasars and Galaxies in a non Euclidean Universe" and "8th Dimensional Space and Time Warps Resulting From Post Critical Mass Singularities"
But Seriously: I think Michael Crichton is the best author ever. Very captivating.Timeline and Andromeda Strain are 2 of the best novels ever written. I also enjoy the Lord of the Rings books, and have read them all several times. The Dune series is also a favorite. One of my alltime absolute favorite series is "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." Douglas Adams is a literary genius.
Actually, I read more non fiction than fiction... as I said above, I love learning how the universe works.
Ok, Heres some more super good science poetry:
"An Atom of something in flux
In Schroedinger's box is the crux
Of quantum prediction
And superposition
From the cat's point of view, it all sucks."
"Now you'd never call Erwin a 'Wussy'
Nor label his working day 'cushy'
But you might have to question
His endless obsession
With a superpositional pussy"
Hahahaha...if you knew what that meant, i applaud you, if you don't, look it up, or read about it HERE
Heroes:
Nick Abarca, Brandon Thompson, Scott Lawson, Boromir, Darth Vader, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Einstien, Schrodinger, Hawking, Roddenberry, Navy SEALS
