"FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for foodTRUE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.TRUE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.TRUE FRIENDS: Cry with you.FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.TRUE FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.TRUE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.You cant break it..It never leaves you..You can try and hide it...(but it never works)you cant over come Love