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About Me

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway

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My Interests

Survival, literature, sweet tunes, whiskies of the world, cigars, cars, drunken fits of disproportionate anger, KRISTIN, choking porn, sports, pumping iron, camping, and writing about it all... are you convinced of my super-potent manliness yet???

I'd like to meet:

Lots of dead people. I'm experimenting with time travel... you should google it...

Music:

Zeppelin, Sinatra, Hank Williams, AC/DC, Tom Jones, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Hendrix, Audioslave, R.L. Burnside, Sex Pistols, Waits, Elvis, Miles, Coltrane, Cream, Tribe called Quest, Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Bad Religon, Soundgarden, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Allman Brothers, Ryan Adams, Bon Jovi, White Stripes, Charlie Parker, Sonny Rollins, Jimmy Smith, Robert Johnson, Stanton Moore, Mofro, Lightnin' Hopkins, The Black Keys, Dylan, Oasis, Radiohead, Jet, PJ Harvey, Heavy Beethoven, Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jane's Addiction, Thelonious Monk, G Love, Tool, Billy Joel, Tony Bennett, Dean Martin, Velvets/Lou Reed, Guns n' Roses, Neil Diamond, your mom's sweet cries of ecstacy...

Movies:

The Godfather 1 & 2, Ghostbusters, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Apacolypse Now, Sideways, Napoleon Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, True Romance, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, On the Waterfront, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, Desperado, Barfly, Trees Lounge, When we were Kings, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Smokey and the Bandit, Moonstruck, Scarface, American Beauty, Immortal Beloved, Carlito's Way, Dazed and Confused, Trainspotting, The Graduate, Sin City, American Splendor, The Departed, Crap On Me Vol.7...

Television:

Ghost Hunters, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Yankees Baseball, The History Channel, Regis and Kelly...

Books:

The Godfather by Mario Puzo, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, anything by David Sedaris, anything by Jack Kerouac, anything by Mark Leyner, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pursig, Chronicles by Bob Dylan, anything American Splendor by Harvey Pekar, The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, Being and Nothingness by Sartre, anything by Charles Bukowski, Anything by John Stienbeck, Anything by Ernest Hemingway, Al Roker's Big Bad Book of BBQ by Al Roker...

Heroes:

My folks. Ron Jeremy. Mrs. Whiskers.

My Blog

Hold on

I hold on For a second I thought it was gone Too tired to throw another log on the fire But then I gathered myself And realized that without my grievances My piss-soaked grudges My impotent flailing M...
Posted by Carlito on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

In Vino Veritas... Extreme Wine Tasting

In Vino Veritas Extreme Wine Tasting I like wine. Not love, at this point, but like. Back in the day, one of my "moves" was to take the young ladies out to the north fork of ...
Posted by Carlito on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:38:00 PST

A New Approach

I can't blog. I just can't. I mean, I can, but it's a consistency thing. I can't "journal" either. Any time I have the introspective/inspirational motivation to write I have to...
Posted by Carlito on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:08:00 PST

Assholes...

i was just thinking how i despise people who put vanity plates on their cars. it's just sickening "look at me!" type behavior. turns my stomach. then i thought of my stupid myspace pa...
Posted by Carlito on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

Pretentious Bullshit

I know this is pretentious and somewhat annoying, but I have been keeping a Haiku notebook. Don't tell anyone. I adhere to the concept of the "Western Haiku", which does not utilize the tr...
Posted by Carlito on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST

Jimmy Slick and the Motor City Madmen

As I approached what had once been a most familiar doorway in my life, I felt like I was going to throw up. Not much can inspire such gastrointestinal instability in me, but for some reason I wa...
Posted by Carlito on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:41:00 PST

Coming of Age

Coming of Age My paper-boat innocence grows wet with doubt, muddled like soggy newsprint, heavy and losing form, sinking under the weight of purity. Yet still afloat! The layers and folds of it...
Posted by Carlito on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:10:00 PST

Blues

blues the blues swelter, like beer spilled on new york city blacktop, in the teeth of urban august the blues fester, like rotting roadkill, beaten senseless by the fierce tires ...
Posted by Carlito on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:07:00 PST

Buddy: The Hyper-sexual Dog-Stud with Control Issues and a Minor Inferiority Complex

Buddy: The Hyper-sexual Dog-Stud with Control Issues and a Minor Inferiority Complex Offset by Boisterous Overcompensation (My Hero) Allow me to tell you about my newfound hero.&nb...
Posted by Carlito on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 05:54:00 PST

My Penis: The Foreskin That Grew Back Meets Dr. Evil

My Penis: The Foreskin That Grew Back Meets Dr. Evil Hey kids. Well, I've finally been convinced to enter this bizarre My Space universe; one that I am convinced will lead to the fa...
Posted by Carlito on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:47:00 PST