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JÆY

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

About Me


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I'm Jay. I'm basically the best! I work for Ikon as an on-site technician. I'm a member of the Sandwich Club. I do things that are cool; you wanna know what they are? You ask! That's it man, read something else, this paragraph's over!
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You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Jensen
Birthday: April 19th
Birthplace: Price Utah
Current Location: Portland, OR
Eye Color: Blue mostly. They don't change colors
Hair Color: Blondish-redish. But I'm not a GINGER!!!
Height: about five-foot five!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right like everyone that matters!
Your Heritage: Danish, and you know there's a bit of Irish in there....
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes. I like to be a corporate tool!
Your Weakness: Blood & Gore. I hate seeing anatomy!
Your Fears: Things that are scarry, basically nothing 'cause "I ain' sc-rrd!!"
Your Perfect Pizza: Classic alfredo-mediterranean chicken with white sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a new longboard, (Just bought two hooray), now I think I'll buy a drumset!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: definetly "HAHA". Because I hate using "LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I guess I'll call her a cab...."
Your Best Physical Feature: I bet I have a sweet A!
Your Bedtime: 11:00 p.m. I won't lie, I like sleep and going to bed early ensures more sleep!
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm happy now, but I think about the past when I must!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bikka-bikka B.K.!!!!
Single or Group Dates: One. I think it means more when I'm just one on one.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ehh,
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'll take them both in a bowl with syrup, nuts, and other toppings.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Maybe a cappucino, coffee un-altered is pretty obnoxious.
Do you Smoke: Only to look cool!! ;)
Do you Swear: Yes,
Do you Sing: Yes, but I'm not all that good.
Do you Shower Daily: No I just spit on my hands and rub off the dirt!
Have you Been in Love: I think love for me, is easy to fall into. So yeah I think so.
Do you want to go to College: I want to go BACK to college, no money no college unfortunatly
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course! I'm too hott and sexy to be humble!
Do you think you are Attractive: Again same answer! HAHA
Are you a Health Freak: Not really. I try to not pig out on crap too often. Moderation is the KEY!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're pretty chill!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, I'm apart of the majority guitar players. But it's classical guitar so it makes me more cultured.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, but she wasn't worth it unfortunatly.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!! Only the single greatest japenese invention EVER!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No,
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nopers, I do the dumping because I'm the heart-breaker
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haha, not here, too cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but someone I was with did. A whole case of beer too, I couldn't believe it!
Ever been Drunk: Yeah!
Ever been called a Tease: No,
Ever been Beaten up: My brothers used to once in a while until they got fat and old and now I kick theirs!!
Ever Shoplifted: Not with knowledge that it was wrong.
How do you want to Die: "What I'm dead?? ....Oh well!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anything cool. Basically just wealthy!
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, Greece, India, maybe Thailand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or really deep brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunettes are good, but lately I keep falling for blondes.
Short or Long Hair: Short if I can choose. Long hair gets in the way.
Height: 5'5" or shorter.
Weight: basically just lower than my own.
Best Clothing Style: Confident, and sexy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: marijuana
Number of CDs I own: enough
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not really. Somethings I believe are unnavoidable, it's a shame but whatever.
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My Interests



I really like a lot of stuff. Longboarding, skateboarding, cooking, watching movies, the sandwich club is always a great activity, pulling pranks, doing awesome things, because I'm basically on awesome guy. The more you get to know me the more you'll know what I like.
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I'd like to meet:



People that arn't retards, other sandwich club members, and the usual slew of famous or influential people. First and foremost Matt Stone and Trey Parker, then of course Tom Waits, Rodney Mullen, Kurt Cobain, Pablo Picasso, e.e. cummings, the cast from the Office, and finally HOOTERS waitresses.
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Music:

A perfect circle, abstract rude, against me, alkaline trio, aquabats, arcade fire, barbershop quartet music is cool, beach boys, beatles, a local band: The Caps!! , blacklist 40, black sabbath, brand new, bullets and octane, cake, chevelle, clap your hands say yeah, classical guitar, counting crows, the cure, except andrew, eve 6, everclear, eyedea & abilities, the faces, flogging molly for sure, franz ferdinand, frank sinatra, furthermore, godsmack, maybe a little greenday, gym, class heroes, herman's hermits, incubis, it doesn't matter, james horner, jamie cullum, jerry cantrell, jimmy eat world, johnny rzeznik, korn, marcy playground, me first and the gimmie gimmies, minutemen, MODEST MOUSE IS AWESOME, paginni, nirvana, offspring, primus, radiohead, raconteurs, rancid, red hot chili peppers, rocappella, run dmc, silverchair, skank (foriegn music is awesome), SKELETOR MOJO!!! A little slipknot, smothers brothers, soil, sound team, stereomud, stevie ray vaughn, sum 41, tenacious d, they might be giants, third eye blind, Tom Waits is freaking awesome!!!! two gallants, the wallflowers, weezer, wolf parade, zebrahead, and otherstuff I can't remember it all.

These are some music videos and music I like, indulge yourself in true music art!

Movies:

Slc punk, tommy boy, Thank You for Smoking was amazing! American Beauty, On the Edge, O Brother Where Art Thou, Out Cold, Count of Monte Cristo, the Bourne series, Accepted was pretty good, 10 things I hate about you, el dorado, A Beautiful Mind, Bang Bang, You're Dead, Catch Me if You Can, Almost Heroes, Dumb And Dumber, um.... yeah. I got a lot of favorites.

Television:

Heroes is THEE best, second in line is South Park, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, Howard Stern sometimes when he's not being obnoxious. I've decided I hate the new family guy. Can they tell the same joke again? I didn't hear it during the first four seasons! I hate 24 too!!! What a worthless actor! Oh and reality T.V. NO MORE REALITY SHOWS PLEASE!!!!

Books:

I like the literary classics like The Count of Monte Cristo (I just finished reading that one), 1984, Brave New World. I like The Bourne Identity, Natural Cures They don't Want You to Know About, some old fantasy books. I'm not too into Harry Potter, it kind of represents juvenille lifestyles. But it's all good 'cause I'll watch the movies. ...Yeah and other stuff.

Heroes:



My Blog

I just HAAAAAVE to keep this one around! Hey look what time I posted this at!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstore...
Posted by JÆY on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

THIS is a natural phenomonan, also a phenomanon is that I was able to spell phenomanon 3 times!

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!>>> * Butterflies taste with their feet.>> * A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.>> * In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more ene...
Posted by JÆY on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:49:00 PST

Our so called evolution is challenged!

Remember back....Before the Myspace frenzyBefore the Internet or Text messaging...Before Sidekicks & IpodsBefore Playstation2 or X-BOXBefore the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...When ...
Posted by JÆY on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:38:00 PST

Thanks to Lola I have this....

{"Sean, what are you doing outside man" "are you him?" "ya I'm him" "Jesus, have I sinned or am I going to heaven" "haha. Your frian man, how much acid did you take?" "wait, your not Jesus, your bob"...
Posted by JÆY on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:09:00 PST

Girls should take a hint! (it was soo good I'll keep it around!)

Dear Girls (from us guys)...Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.____________________________________________________It makes us feel SO secure to know that our girlfriends a...
Posted by JÆY on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:52:00 PST

Alkaline Trio Lyrics

ALKALINE TRIO LYRICS"Stupid Kid"There are things that used to make me smileOne of them was you for just a little whileYou left me for dead so far awayI replaced you with fear and shameYou'll be happy ...
Posted by JÆY on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:24:00 PST