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WILL HANSON... You showed up too late and left way too early. You are missed, kid. I hope your life made you happy and you felt that your purpose was met.
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Hmmmmmmmmmm......How do I sum up 'Me'?
Well, lets see...
I'm a contradiction in the making. I'm Adam. Your not (be thankful). I'm pretty much a dork, and enjoy it. That covers a portion of it. Apparently more people know me than I know of them. This is something I find rather interesting, but of late, it's mostly just really annoying. I've found that I'm too nice to the wrong people and not nice enough to the right ones... I'm still working on that one.
I'm the guy that doesn't get to have the remote at people's houses, cuz I'll stop on the Science Channel or Discovery Channel, cuz I see something cool. Next thing you hear is "What the fuck are we watching!?" and then Adam doesn't have the remote anymore...

No one fully understands me, and no one will, except maybe my bro and Toy . It's nothing spectacular. It's just what it is. I know it may sound conceited... no I take it back... it IS conceited, very much so in fact, but... if you deserve me, you will know, because nothing else will exist in my life... but you. If you don't believe it, then obviously you are not the one, and I will continue to live my life in a state of pleasure that you can only hope to envy.
Only those 2 people actually know me. And even then, they've merely scratched the surface. I'm pretty confident that the only way that number will ever change, is if one of them leaves this world.
I catch on to alot more than anyone realizes, but I tend to play along with it because I like to see the 'why' behind something. That and you learn alot more about people when they are clueless that you know. People can be very ugly when they don't know their being watched and you can learn more truth about them then they will ever tell you purposely.
I keep certain things to myself. If you don't know about them, then that means it isn't your business. Accept it for what it is, otherwise you'll become one of those people that are consumed by the small things in life and never recognize the greatest pleasures that exist... because I'm already enjoying them while you fret over the small shit. Keep it up. Your pain is my prosperity. If you don't understand what that means, then that makes you my victim and my sacrifice, so just accept your place in life... and take it with a smile, because there is nothing after this, so enjoy it while you can.

My circle of true friends is small and they know who the are. They also know I'd do anything for them. The word anything does not leave room for interpretation. ANYTHING.
I'm an outgoing introvert, that likes the outdoors... despite my agoraphobia.
Sometimes I'm mean to myself, but I know I like it.
I'm actually a pretty rational person that's fun to be around. Just ask the other voices in my head... they'll agree with me.
Wait... where was I?
Oh, yeah...
I am either oversimplifyingly complicated or complicatedly simple. And for the record, yes, 'oversimplifyingly' really is a word.
If your genuinely that interested then just ask. I don't bite... unless you ask nicely. But I do pull hair, amongst other things.
My favorite thing about a person is skin... Yes... skin. Take the time to sit down, close your eyes, and touch your arm. Try the spot right where they draw blood on the inside of your elbow. Concentrate on nothing else except how that feels as you carress it... maybe now you'll stop shaking your head and thinking I'm going all mental cuz I'm telling you I like skin? You can effect so many people in so many ways... all because of their skin. Bite it, pinch it, poke it, cut it, or caress it. The list goes on, but I digress...
Another favorite thing of mine is... '...'s can't get enough of em... see?
In truth, I don't like stupid people. Sounds mean, sure, but it's true never the less. Not people whom happen to do stupid things... I'm guilty of that. But actuall stupid people. Yes, that is a judgemental statement. At least I'm willing to admit it. Are you? There are many levels of stupidity. Many more tolerable than the others. It's those 'others' I'm not a fan of. Fake people are up there on my list, too. Life is about more than using people for false motives. Try to live up to that. They (whoever the hell 'They' are) say that the truth hurts? Bullshit. Finding out the truth AFTER being lied to is what hurts. Step up to the plate, stop being a pussy, and be honest. THEN maybe you'll be justified in judging others.... maybe... but not likely
I'm not a big fan of people that make accusations and generalizations. Remember... just because two things share the same trait occasionally... it doesn't make them alike. They just happen to share the same trait occasionally. Try to remember that before you tell me "OH, your one of THOSE type of people" because of something I've done. Otherwise your just "one those type of people"...
I do things for reasons that people either don't or can't understand, and they tend to assume too much.
I talk to much, and I talk too fast. I tend to talk over people in conversation. Not intentionally, but still... it happens. I find that it tends to really annoy some people. What can I say? It's who I am. My apologies. If you don't like it.... then why are you still here? It's me. Deal or leave... you do have a choice. It's no diferent than some deeply seeded trait that YOU have that happens to annoy someone. Try to remember that. People always think I'm excited and tell me to calm down. And I want to grab them, shake them real hard as I scream, I AM FUCKING CALM!!!! as I blow spittle all over their face, lol. Just to see their reaction. If you really knew me, you'd know I AM calm... I'm naturally fast paced and excitable. Try to pay better attention.
Before you try to correct me in my ways, realize... what you do that doesn't match what I do... they are YOUR ways... not mine. THAT does not make them right. Spend more time upon reflection and your speculations wouldn't matter as much to you. And maybe.... just MAYBE... your the only one that wants to be like you. Wrap your mind around that one for a bit.
I did alot of drugs in my past and my memory is not perfect due to that. It seems that I recall some things differently than others. Recollection is ambiguous. Too many people don't realise this.
WARNING: Cliché follows.....
"Perception is reality."
If you don't know what this means... don't worry, cuz apparently most people don't. You'll fit right in.
I'm also not a big fan of 'god' or organized religion. I have no problem with other people's religious convictions... untill they try to make them MY convictions. Not happening. Don't bother trying. You won't be able to answer my questions intelligently enough. I find that most people are rather ignorant of their own religion. If I know more about it than you do, maybe THAT is why I don't follow it. Do your homework first instead of blindly leaping into a lifetime committment of faith. You wouldn't marry a blind date just because a buddy recommended them, would you?
I've found that at this point in my life too many people base their relationships on information that they know from the general consensus that is considered "the popular vote". I only call it this because instead of a person following what they feel, they follow what society as a whole (yes this includes their friends) says they should feel. I call bullshit. Now granted, if a certain person has "ho'ed" around, then, O.K. general consensus is more than likely right. However, just because everyone says you should do whatever it is that everyone says you should do", that does not make it feasible. I'm a very big fan of bucking the system. With that said... do what's in your heart. Screw what everyone else wants... that's them... not you....
This doesn't mean go out whoring around, just don't get locked into the typical 'accepted' outlook of dating. It's not supposed to get worse with time...
I'm actaully a very outgoing person, but I have my moments and I'm very opinionated as you can see if you read this far. Actually I'll be shocked if anyone reads this far. Not many people impress me anymore.
On the outside, looking in. I wonder what it is you see....
What strikes so much interest, when looking into me?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Lust: 80%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Pride: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 60%
You will die in a duel. 60% chance of going to hell, huh? Not much of a surprise there.... not to sure about that Envy rating though. I like being me.
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