Doggie Style |
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking a...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMT |
LITTLE KENNY |
Little Kenny on Logic A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little KENNY He replies, "None, they w...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:13:00 GMT |
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline |
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:58:00 GMT |
Facelift... Funny |
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home from work one day, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspap...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:39:00 GMT |
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP |
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in- laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noti ced her sitting in her car...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
Never Question a Drunk |
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:A half-gallon of 2% milk,A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,A head of romaine lettuce,A 2 lb. can of coffee, andA 1 lb. package of ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:30:00 GMT |
Alabam Preacher & his Conregation |
Subject: Alabama Preacher & his CongregationThe Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in thiscongregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:33:00 GMT |
My Retirement Plan |
This is a great investment plan....... Retirement PlanningIf, you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the ori...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
Just read |
ONE. Givepeople more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO. Marry aman/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversationalskills will be as important as any other.THREE. Don't believ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:43:00 GMT |
SURVIVOR-TEXAS STYLE |
SURVIVOR - TEXAS STYLE Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all st...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:41:00 GMT |
