Jayke

Jayke is one of the most feral children ever discovered by science. So far he has made three people cry. Approach him with caution, he is a godless freak completely devoid of any redeeming social value. Years of hard contemplating and planning has warped his underdeveloped mind.Afterall I just wanna party when the FUNeral ends and get together and bury some friends...I mean what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about. I'd like to share that even if you call them sea kittens, fish are still slimy, disgusting and ultimately tasty if well prepared."I've had a real problem with deadshits lately, like people who think they are a lot better than they really are." I like to stir shit, doesn't matter who you are, especially in the month of "fuckyouthenuary". I fix cars and stuff, if you want me to fix something or look at a car for you it'll only cost you $1000, motherfuckers got bills to pay. If you wanna know what I don't like just be a tower or a fuckhead and I'll let you know...they are hard to come across these days...Behind every hero is a normal, eating, breathing individual. To wake up every day and push yourself to be who you are requires some self heroics. We all have the choice to live the way we want, to work for our goals and to make ourselves better people. "Never take anything for granted. Everything happens for a reason. In the end we all die with nothing but memories."
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. <