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The Lovable Dork

Currently in HELL, ok ok Missouri

About Me

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We're the middle children of history, we have no special purpose or place, and unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? Burn the museums, wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way, at least God will know your name.
Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
So, everyone wanted to know what it was like to be on a traveling mag crew... Well, it rocked most of the time, and I miss everyone like crazy, so here's some pix of stuff from places we went and all the awesome people I got to meet. Miss you all!
"They held each other & kissed & pushed each others’ darkness into the corner, believing in each others’ light, each others’ dream." – Hubert Selby Jr. – Requiem for a Dream
I love music and writing. Hence, I want to be a music journalist, (but I'm currently in school working on my CPA license, and trust me it's a bitch, that's why I'll be making all the benjis, and then I'll just BUY a damn magazine!). That's all there really is to know about me, I'm not really into drama, even though I always seem to find myself in it...
From drunk best friends to road trips and concerts, these are the days of our lives... Haha, at least the days of my life!
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My Interests


I especially love anything to do with music, and writing, and reading, ok so I'm a nerd... But my real dream is to be a political journalist for the Rolling Stone someday. If you really want to get to know me, then the best thing to do is to argue with me. Sounds strange but just ask JR! :)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who have fun, can laugh at themselves, and enjoy life. Specifically, the people I want to meet are; Rob Zombie, JOHNATHAN DAVIS!, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Jerry Garcia, Kurt Cobain, Stephen King, (one of my idols), Jack Nicolson, Kermit the Frog, (yes, yes I know, but he is one smart toad!)... and a few other people that I won't mention here because you'll all laugh at me...

Music:


Like I said earlier, I listen to a little bit of everything... Some of my favorite music is: Bobaflex (thanks JR!), Type O Negative, Japan X, Disturbed, Slayer, Godsmack, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Will Hoge, Steel Train, Limbeck, Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Rob Zombie, KottonMouth Kings (KMK), Marilyn Manson, OutKast, Breaking Benjamins, Ozzy, Sugar Ray, Mix Mob, Wheatus, Hoobastank, Papa Roach, Eminem, Bon Jovi, Jim Croce, Everclear, 3 Doors Down, Tonic, Sublime, RHCP, Brave, Army of Me, Bicycle Thieves, Finch, Kasey Chambers, THE BEATLES, J. Lennon, Fall Out Boy, and anything indie or local...

Movies:

I love horrors and comedies/fantasies, my current favorites are: the Harry Potter movies, Sweeny Todd, BOONDOCK SAINTS!, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Being John Malcovich, SLC Punk, The Nightmare Before Christmans, The Tenth Kingdom, Night Watch, (great Russian flick, awesome subtitles, honestly) the sequel Day Watch... and yes, a few cult romantic classics, Marilyn Monroe's How to Marry a Millionare, and the ONLY other romatic movie I'll watch, An Affair to Remember...

Television:

I don't watch much t.v. other than the History Channel, the Discovery Channel, ESPN, The N and Fuse, but when I do, my fave shows are Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Degrassi, Instant Star, House MD, and Lost... (ok, so maybe I do watch more tv than I thought, get over it already (c: )

Books:

My favorite books in the whole world are PostSecret, (check it out, it's fucking brilliant!), the Harry Potter series, and anything by J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis or Steven King. The whole good-versus-evil thing is interesting when the setting is other than my mind, yes I have little epic battles in my head. Mostly the occasional, battle for mankind where I tell the "mankind" to fuck off and usually become the bad guy...

Heroes:

In no particular order of importance... Marilyn Monroe, Steven King, and Auqaman, (well, technically he's the only "real" hero, although he's not really real... hmm)

My Blog

Check out this event: Birthday Bar-b-que at the Little Hut

Hosted By: Kayla FineWhen: Saturday Jun 21, 2008 at 12:00 PMWhere: The Little HutDown the road from FishLandWest Plains, MO 65775United StatesDescription:Kayla Fine Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

some advice for the mind

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I s...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:43:00 PST

Tag

Once you have been tagged, you have to weite a blog with ten weird and random facts, habits and goals about yourself.  At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why ...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:15:00 PST

I had roses and apologized to no one.

I know there’s no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don’t care. I am me. My name is Valerie. I don’t think I’ll live much longer, and I wanted to te...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Good day, Earth

Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as mu...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

I FEEL FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

Podfitness.com is FREAKING AWESOME!  I went on there because my trainer thought it would help me during the workouts I wasn't with her.  So I got to make an hour long total-body workout tail...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:34:00 PST

Group 1 Crew

Forgive Me Father, I'm going through some heavy thingsIt seems like this world ain't getting any betterThe more we try to get closer to YouThe farther we run from Your throneI've spent so many nights ...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

Helen/Megan/Heather/Dan the Man, extra people in bed, and reminiscinating about 4 S. Curry St.

Well, what a shitty week.  See I had this whole fucking blog posted about what has happened to me this week and thanking the only two people that I have been able to talk to about it all Heather ...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:40:00 PST

mmmm Nicolas Cage, yummy

..> OH MY FREAKING GOD! ok, so Nicholas Cage, (mmmmm) has finally finished the sequel to National Treasure... National Treasure the Book of Secrets. YES! Omg, on December 21st, this year, (thank g...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

I was not born to be poor...

Ok, so as the title suggests, I'm broke... I have decided after long and tedious conversations with myself and other highly important people, that I am not suited for the poor life.  This is a di...
Posted by The Lovable Dork on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST