Poker (i do play for a living after all)....Basketball (i OWN from deeeeep).....GOLF (i suck but its still fun shit)....Pool (im a hustla babayyyy)...Mackin on chicks (but only if im drunk, otherwise i got NADA for game, not too drunk though, then i can barely stay standin and that aint no way to pimp)....420 festivities....watchin some football or poker on tv...basketball is aight to watch too....cant forget PARTYIN (mix the hen with tha hypnotic)....Singing, im always beltin out the tunes when they are on the radio, or when i play em on limewire....and then theres always SLEEP (i love to sleeeeeep)
I'd like to meet:
Anna Kournikova, Tyra Banks, Toni Braxton, Halle Barry, Shannon Elizabeth Selma Hayek, Salina a.k.a. sexyangel32, if a girl can play cards i drop my standards a little, but this girl is fwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, so no droppin herre (thats missouri speak for "here")...All of those fine women just so i could see the beauty in person) others include Matt Damon, Ed Norton, Doyle Brunson, the Una Bomber (Phil Laak), his gf Jennifer "Miss Titilating" Tilly... Evelyn Ng {to talk poker of course}, Cyndy Violette, Clonie Gowen, Jen Harmon, Howard Lederer, Annie Duke, Dutch Boyd, Scott Fischman, "Gank" a.k.a. Brett Jungblut {U own bruthah!!!!}, Phil Hellmuth., Gus Hansen {this guy has mastered the art of the bluff, i wanna know how he does it}..Michael Matusow (Mat-uh-so)...Daniel Negraneau....Phil Ivey.....John Phan and Liz Lieu, Antonio Esfandiari (i heard he likes to party, well lets go get some honeys Magician!!!), Erick "E-Dog" Lindgren, Josh Arieh...Kevin Garnett, Randy Moss, Allen Iverson, T-Mac, Carmello, LeBron, {wish i coulda met} Kirby Puckett {b4 he died), same with 2pac, and Biggie...Eminem, Bert McCracken (lead singer of the Used), Brandon Boyd (lead singer, Incubus), Maynard (lead singer for Tool and APC)......I dont know... ANYONE, i like to meet new ppl....u dont gotta be famous, just cool...
Music:
I like Rap. Hip Hop, R&B (yes i do have a soft side Ladies, its also very relaxing music for playing poker)......Heavy shit!!! (metal, newer age though), Emo / Punk (some "true punks" would spit on some of the music I like however), and Techno, rave me baby!!!!!!!!!! And don't let it stop...!!!!!!! I know its outta style to be a raver but who gives a fuck, PLUR baby PLUR...Peace...Love...Unity....& Respect....ALWAYZ....please let us rave...modern day hippiez unite...specifiX = tek, drum n bass, trance, house (funky Chicago Hizzouse, especially), trip hop, jungle, the breaks, 2-step etc...Some examples of the artists i love and adore would be.............. OF COURSE EMINEM!!!! (Slim is by far the greatest artist {let alone rapper} ALIVE in the world!!!)....2pac, B.I.G., Nas, (those three are hands down the next in line in my top 4, then in random order we have): Jay-Z, Snoop, DRE, Eazy, Ice Cube (the whole NWA Clizzick), Kanye (DIAMONDZ R 4EVERRRRRR), LUDA (dirrty south), OutKast, Nelly, Fabolous (livin la vida loca), T.I.P. (comin live from tha VIP..but jus' rememba y'dunno Me!!!), Busta Rhymes, Wu Tang Clan, Chingy, Lil' Flip, J-Kwon (U aint fresh azimizz), Young Jeezy, Juvenile, Lil' Wayne aka Lil' Weezy Baby, Baby aka Birdman, Mannie Fre$h, {{fuck it throw in the whole Cash money click}} DMX, Lil' Kim, Lil' Jon, Lil' Bow Weezy, Lil' Zane, Lil' Chris...haha....spit it Vanderwiele!! ..Ja Rule (yessss, im from new yawwwwwk...), Ma$e (mase is back, itz mo money mo problemz..., Xzibit, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Game, The Lox, Obie Trice, Fitty Cent, Kurupt Tha Muthafuckin King Pin and Daz Dillinger (DPG4LIFE), Celly Cel, B-Legit, E-40, Too $heezay, Three Six Mafia, Mobb Deep, Kottonmouth Kings, Warren G, The Fugees, Wu Tang, Redman, Mike Jones, Fat Joe, Big Pun, Black Eyed Peas (Fergie be FLY), Q-Tip, Talib Kwali, Mystikal, Common, MC Jah Jah, Chamillionaire, Paul Wall (I Hu$tle & I Got the Internet Goin' Nutz")...more to come i'm sure....For the Rhythm n Bluez section we got Craig David, 112, Jagged Edge, Boyz II Men, Keith Sweat, Az Yet, Kelis, Mariah Carey, Toni Braxton, {{any soulful female voice for that matter}}, R. Kelly, Next (step back ya dancin' kinda close..), TQ (i love my darlin' Mary....), Pretty Ricky, Babyface, & Baby Bash (suga suga how u get so fly)......BANDS that I LOVE to rock out with are (in random order): Hawthorne Heights, THE USED (They own!!! Bert is my homeboy, he's the god of the spine tingling scream....he sings like i play poker, just ferocious as hell with his vocals!!!!), look at this guy, doesnt he kick ass???Story of the Year, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, TOOL, Seether, Shinedown, Yellowcard, New Found Glory, Breaking Benjamin.....INCUBUS !!! (how could i forget my favorite band???????, ranking S.C.I.E.N.C.E. and Morning View as their greatest albums and Make Yourself real close behind, my favorite song??? pinzzzz n neeeeedles ..... nice 2 know U !!!!!!!..... GOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!!!)Senses Fail, COLD, Disturbed, Atreyu, System of a Down, Green Day, The Chili Peppers, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Taproot, Trapt, Avenged 7 Fold, Coheed & Cambria, Finch, SlipKnot, Mudvayne, A Perfect Circle, AFI {A Fire Inside}, Billy Talent, Silverstein, Less Than Jake, NOFX, Skillet, Staind, Smile Empty Soul, Future Leaders of the World, Crossfade, 311, Sublime, Evanescense, NIN, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, {a shameless fan of} Simple Plan {too}, P. Roach, Weezer, Chevelle, Hoobastank, Taking Back Sunday, The Dave Matthews Band, Sugarcult, Dashboard Confessional, The All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, HIM, Linkin Park, the lost prophets, POD, Godsmack, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Kittie, plus any thing emo stage at Warped Tour and im there baby!!!!.....In the "electronica" genre we have Aphrodite (king of the beats), Roni Size, Paul Oakenfold (DJ Perfecto), Paul van Dyk, Darude, DJ Icey, DJ Irene, Sasha and Digweed, DJ Tiesto (sick ass beats), and i'm drawing a blank for right now, if i think of more DJ's that i like ill post those too!!...& alotta others too, that im sure im forgettin...i actually consider myself a professional music listener too as well as poker player cuz im usually rockin out while im playin...Anyone who has already read thru my lengthy list of artists is probably thinking that i have no respect for the old school.....which is absolutely not true....i just listen to newer shit more because i can feel it more, its more "up to date" if u will, here are some of my favorite old school classix:The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, CCR, Lynard Skynard, Black Sabbath, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd......i could go on and on, the buck stops here though...Just feel the flow of the ZEN babayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Movies:
Rounders, The ButterFly Effect, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Cooler, Old School, The Usual Suspects, Menace 2 Society, Scarface, Training Day, GO, Boondock Saints, Half Baked, 8 Mile, Super Troopers, Dazed N Confuzed, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Major League, Field of Dreams, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Easy Rider, Mall Rats (or anything Jay and Silent Bob are in..), Requiem for a Dream, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1 and definitly 2....most movies fall under the good or sucks category, these are all good.....I'm gonna make up my own category and give up my favorite actors and actresses.....Matt Damon, Ed Norton, Denzel Washington, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Jude Law (just cuz he's a pimp, I haven't seen any of his movies), Chris Farley, Dave Chappelle, Jim Brewer {specifically for Goat Boy and Half Baked}, Will Ferrell {and whoever else was in Old School w/ him, im drawin a serious blank, i think its Luke something}, "Steve Stiffler", Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Matthew McConoughhey, Kyle Groff, & Courtney Crouse, for ACTRESSES we have Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Pamela Anderson, Donna D'Ericco, Carmen Electra, Suzanne Embry, Molly Karrasch, Carley {something}, Danielle Doyen, Emily Doyen (if she even acts), Avery {something} and Courtney Brown... a decent enuff list for now i think...
Television:
The World Series of Poker (old episodes on Espn classics even!!, and then their are the REALLY old ones that u cant see the cards on, fucked up, yes and watchable yes...), The World Poker Tour (the K'nuts wants the million dollar first prize for sure, is it a Reality??? WELL I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!!!), High Stakes Poker on GSN, Celebrity Poker with Phil Gordon on Bravo (a.k.a Donk Poker), Poker on Fox sports network, any poker show, even though they are all re-runs pretty much...The Real World (new season has started and oh my do Svetlana's titties look hella FWINE)hogan knows best, the white rapper show, real world (obv), surreal life, i love new york, real life murder scenarios on court tv.....shit like that
Books:
Super System (i gotta read SS2 sometime at barnes), Bad Beats and Lucky Draws..The Banker, the [somethin] and the Suicide King....Amarillo Slim's book, Phil Gordon's book (not all of it however), Mike Caro's Book of Tells (pretty out-dated and boring on the part of it i did read, i didnt learn that much about "reads" in poker either id have to say, but then again i obviously am a good reader already), part of Dan Harrington's book Harrington on Hold 'Em (again, really boring, didnt make it thru even half of the way thru), the Art and the Zen of Poker (incredible book on "how to play"), Chris Moneymaker's book, Play Poker Like the Pros by Phil Hellmuth, Matt Matros' book (I read part of it, i wanna read the rest, good book so far, he won like 3rd place in the WPT Championship 2 years ago....), a book that i dont recall the title on about this guy that was a professional poker player back in the day......all poker books as u can see, id have to say i prefer books "about" poker rather than books regarding strategy...i like reading magazines over books anyday....any mag you can think of, ill read it.....Playboy, of course (for the articles too even), Card Player, Sports iIlustrated, Maxim, Stuff, All In, Bluff Magazine, FHM, etc...
Heroes:
two words.....MIKEY MATUSOW....okay seriously....Kirby Puckett died today at the age of only 40-something (3/6/06), how sad is that???? talk about fucked up....RIP KP!!!!!,, my favorite baseball player growin up (duhhhhh, hes a Twin!!!!!!!!!!!) and no more livin for the guy.....hes a hero though, other than that i try to be my own hero, i got younger brothers ya know, i wanna be a respectable person, other than that my mom (MOM I LOVE U!!!) and my dad!!! love u 2!
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