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About Me

God, I hate filling these out. It's akin to leaving a message on an answering machine. It feels so goddamn unnatural.The name's Danielle. Don't call me Danny. If you do, I will hunt you down like the dog you are and break both of your legs. If for some reason, you have no legs, I will punch you in the face. Everybody has a face. If you don't, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING ON A COMPUTER!?!?I live in a little town that you've never heard of. Just north of the NY-PA border. To anybody from Pennsylvania who may be reading this: I'm sorry, but people from PA are RETARDED! Especially Bradford and Eldred. You know it's true. I blame the water.Every year on June 26, I blow out the candles. This year there will be 22 flames. (Plus one for good luck.) I will be getting smashed, so be on the lookout for photos. Still can't decide if I want to get drunk in town, or out at the Bog.I have two brothers, Dave and Nick, and one sister, Deanna. My parents are both still alive and divorced, which is great because they hate eachother. My brother Dave has two sons, David and Dillan, the loves of my life. He and Jessica were married in August. My sister has one little girl, Symphony Rose. The cutest I've ever met.I s'pose I could write more, but what's the point? You're not reading it anyway.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I certainly wouldn't throw Johnny Depp out of my bed. RAWR! Ditto for Sean Connery as the original James Bond, Adam Gontier, and Seth MacFarlane. Oh, and I'd totally be lesbian for Angelina Jolie. Come on girls, don't tell me you've never thought about it. Call me, Angie...
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My Blog

New Prospects

Jessica told me the county has an opening for a temporary clerk, with the possibility of becoming a permanent job. She gave me the name and number of a woman to call. I called her and talked to her, a...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Oh my gawd!!

I've been battling a wicked cold for about 3 days now. Last night at my PM job, I was so ill I couldn't finish the shift and went home. Have to go back tonight and I'll be fighting my way to close. I'...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:05:00 GMT

A-2-Z Survey from Deanna

A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49..http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/bamachic49/ ">bamachic49 align=center colspan=2 valign=top>{---Basics---}Name: Danielle.Nickname(s): Adelle, Ree, Danny...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:52:00 GMT

Sometimes my head feels too full. Or maybe I’m hungover.

Had a terrifying dream. I recognized elements from my life, and I know dreams are supposed to be just the beseiged cortex trying to make sense of all the input it receives everyday. But man, the mind ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:11:00 GMT

Thats weird. I thought Isuzus did okay in the snow.

First, let me begin by saying, HA! HA HA HA HA HA! Last night, I’m on my way out the door, when Dave gets a phone call from Alyssa. She’s up on Ford Miles Rd, and she’s stuck in a di...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:46:00 GMT

Yeah, it happens every year or so.

Oy vey. No, I didn’t die. I wasn’t trying to be mysterious, but some things are best kept secret. Blew my chance, burned my bridge, and fled the scene. I was never angry at you, I was furi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:13:00 GMT

My Placement Exam essay.

Teaching is an important part of human interaction. Teaching allows us to pass on information from one person to another, to share ideas, and to guide those ahead of us. While not always in the classi...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:40:00 GMT

Apparently, I have to return every six fucking weeks....

I went to the doctor today. I had to have (yet another!) xray of my spine, and another exam by the orthopaedic specialist. Now, I'm not usually the type to throw temper tantrums over doctor visits, bu...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:46:00 GMT

Rednessnessness.

I got a wicked sunburn three days ago. THREE DAYS AGO and I'm still sore, and as red as a mid-life crisis Ferrari. I'll be the first to admit that my skin goes beyond 'milky' and into 'transparent.' I...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:33:00 GMT

Ahoy from the S.S. Ruckus!

Spent the afternoon working on the boat today. This boat has a fiberglass hull, and since previous owners had not maintained it, the paint was faded, scratched, and dusty. You could wipe your hand al...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:31:00 GMT