I was born in Porbandar, India in 1869. Later in life I started a movement known as peaceful civil disobedience, first in South Africa and later in India. Thanks to my efforts, India was able to break free of its British oppressors.After some years of vacation, I reemerged to fight oppressive tyrannical governments once again in both World War 1 and World War 2, fighting alongside such legendary heroes as Captain America, GI Joe, Conan the Barbarian (he NEVER showers), and Chuck Norris, to name a few.After personally shooting Hitler and making it look like a suicide, I retired to my ice fortress at the North Pole where I then battled some ass-holes from Krypton. After 10 years of solitude, I moved to somewhere warmer: Cuba, where I spent several years in prison for various crimes. In 1980, I was released and fled to Miami, where I started a successful career as a thug, and later a drug lord.
Growing bored of such menial work, I began traveling the world with my side-kick, Adam West. Together we discovered such lost relics as King Solomon's Mines (which we later re-hid. You'll never guess where), the Ark of the Covenant (which Chuck Norris now uses as a litter box for his pet tiger), and the Holy Grail (I thought the cave was a bathroom; what are the chances). Drinking from it, I gained the super-human powers of both Spider-Man, and Hulk Hogan.
With my super-human powers, I enjoy traveling back in time on the weekends and kicking famous historical figures in the balls. Its a simple existence, but at least I am using my powers for good, not evil.
All and all, I'm really no different than any other time-traveling space ninja, I just watch a lot more TV.
