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"Mozart Fashiste"

Eli Wald would rather listen to jazz

About Me

Originally.. two penis' with a music obsession.
Then, 6 vagidicks.. who colided into an electric band.
Then back to two penis' and a vag, with too many influences and no time.

Now..5 kids with a love for ruski vodka, bad video games, mad upz, low riders, greasy hair and homogay orgies. trainwreck tara on vox & percussion...AzN on bass...raMOANa on accordian..and J00 on drums. Violin everynow and then... Silly kids with the passion to rock your gooch.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/24/2005
Band Members: tara the bandit - Vox & Percussion
kyel sex box - Bass
ra-boner - Accordian
3li g - Drums
Influences: scary russians, trash cans, cheap drinks, stuffy practice spaces, stoned teenagers, curly haired jewish bass players, tony labat (har har), bongs, stogs, abandoned buildings, midnight jam sessions in A.P
oh yeh..full moon partisans, hickey, kino, gogol bordello, 50 million, ect..

Sounds Like: Fucked up ruski gypsies trying to surf..slash group of eli wald lovin homos

"this band are retardedly good"
Type of Label: None

My Blog

update

we've (obviously) been on a break, since we got kicked out of our practice space at secret studiosand we dont have a guitaristbut i hope for a come-back sometime soonlove t-unit tara...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST

TWO NEW VIDEOS

Get this video and more at anal wartsGet this video and more at penis pie...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST

video of moist fart

im not l33t..so...we have a video up with the 'new' waltz on it.nothing really to look at, cept jew eli playing drums..oh yeh, and some bitch gui-tara, screaming out the accordian parts..yeh..no acco...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:49:00 PST

down like china town..i cannot see!

yeah so hella down for putting together another show. maybe at the cove again..maybe not. i dont know. but im sure some of you would be interested in playing. so, erm, get back to one of us..
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST

MOZART FUCKING BROKE UP

hahaha..suckers. come see us with TSA, the ovens, and abi yoyos.. (tinkture as well?) THIS COMING FRIDAY..DECEMBER 9TH...4:40pm! warm water cove! post if you need directions...or whatever...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:56:00 PST

n00dz of mozart fartface

tara make the best brownies in the entire world! word to ya mutha ...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

LAWL

so mozart is back. the line up: tara - vox & percussion veronika - guitar kyel - bass ramona - accordian eli g. - drums we already have new material that's gonna blow your fucking heads off. be ...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:31:00 PST

pwnd!

um...this is actually something more serious. i guess. we're trying to put a show on. on either december 9th or 10th. if you wanna play. reply. so far, only one band is sure they can play. so yeah.....
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

tits?

stop being stupid and kill your girlfriends
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 07:17:00 PST

fuck beans

so... this isn't real news or a real update. just some sort of closure.. tara is going to russia next year, i'm sure that will help out in one way or another..better russian lyrics. kent is supposed ...
Posted by "Mozart Fashiste" on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:03:00 PST