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Atomic E

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform, now ge

About Me


You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 70% Superman 65% Robin 55% Hulk 45% Supergirl 40% The Flash 40% Iron Man 35% Batman 35% Catwoman 25% Wonder Woman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later that they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?Oh shit there's a bear, could you hand me that shotgun buddy, also that chair? We're fighting a bear, now your life's in grave danger and you don't even care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D.Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!Friend s will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah.

My Interests


Writing, drawing, coloring (with my crowns), friends, shooting pool, hiking, video games, TV, movies, go-carts, debating, being right all the time, noctunal emmissions (maybe not those to much) , and certainly not in this order! Im interested in a ton of things, im a normal human, well as normal as normal can be anyway. I tend to go with the flow and if its something I dont like then youll know, but spending time with my true friends is a favorite past time . Life sure has been interesting itself I must say... im on warm milk and laxatives... I have very bad posture...

I'd like to meet:

My warrior woman, my "Valkyrie", just my luck when shes riding up on her huge horse she'll accidently trample my ass. Figures... and The D, of course, mofo.

Music:


Next to me everyone ranks zero, my name is Erick and im a kung-fu hero, im bad, bustin up all you suckas, but on the mic I am a mean muthafucka... My ears enjoy very much the suttle and joyous sounds of TENACIOUS D ( "The greatest band on Earth", your ass better ask somebody!!!), Incubus, AFI, Cake, Chilli Peppers, Pumpkins, Eminem, Doors, Dashboard, Snoop, Dre, Fugees, Foo fighters, Godsmack, Zepplin, Manson, NIN, Nirvana (ofcourse), Pixies, Queens of the Stoneage, Sevendust, Slipknot, Sublime, System of the Down, Violent Femmes, Tool, Gorillaz, Toadies, Zombie, Wyclef, Wu, Weezer, shit the list is infinite... music makes the world go round, D style preferably haha.

Movies:


I am a living movie. Without movies and music and even tv how do you think the world would be, how would they slowly introduce us to the fact that were not the only beings in the universe, how would people have hope that true love can really happen without catching a glimpse of it in a movie first hand. You can always help the sleuth solve the crime and never get your hands dirty or worry about messing up the crime scene, you can say fuck the police and never get arrested when they bust your favorite villian or piss you off as they so love to do every damn day of our life, well not me (wink wink). If you dont like movies then youre a friggin moron. Seriously, youre a moron... How can you not like, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball, Team America, 40 yearold Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Young Frankenstein, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Harold &; Kumar go to White Castle, Man Who Knew Too Little, Super Troopers, Saving Silverman, Monty Python Movies, Groundhog Day, Ace Ventura, American Pie, Austin Powers, Baseketball, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Me Myself Irene, Cable Guy, Old School, Orgazmo, Animal House, Something about Mary, Dogma, Kingpin, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Shaun of the Dead, Lost Boys, Breakfast Club, A Christmas Story, Red Dawn, Goonies, ET, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future (all), Princess Bride, Time Bandits, Willy Wonka, Adventures in Babysitting, Real Genius, Coming to America, This is Spinal Tap, Midnight Madness, Highlander, Pump up the Volume, Hackers, Godfather, TheGood,theBad,&theUgly, Glory, Braveheart, Last Samurai, Sin City, Matrix Trilogy, Alien, Terminator, Star Wars, Total Recall, Blade Runner, Last Starfighter, Lord of the Rings, Neverending Story, Scrooged, Harry Potter, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, Spawn, Logan's Run, Planet of the Apes, Returner, Versus, Ghost in the Machine (anime), Enemy Mine, Zatoichi, Kill Bill, Payback, Die Hard, Speed, Mad Max, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Oceans 11&12, Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Casino, Six String Samurai, Seven Samurai, Reservoir Dogs, All James Bond, Bourne Identity/Supremacy, The Saint, Shawshank Redemption, Rushmore, Memento, Garden State, American Beauty, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Being John Malkovich, Abre los Ojos, Vanilla Sky, Brazil, 12 monkeys, Trainspotting, Go, Donnie Darko, Se7en, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, American History X, Run Lola Run, What Dreams May Come, Amelie, Pi, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Cats Eye, Phantasm, Exorcist, Amityville Horror, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Puppetmasters, Village of the Damned, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Shining, Evil Dead, Vampire Hunter D, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dreamscape, Harvey, Roman Holiday,The Philadelphia Experiment, The Graduate, The Sting, Network, Harold & Maude. This list as well goes on and on and on... My best friend and I like to watch movies, we tend to have the same tastes although im not into older more classic movies like he is, but hes slowly introducing me to them and I can see why he likes them. And youre still a friggin moron if you dont like movies.

Television:


Naruto, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Assemble!!! Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Robot Chicken, Samurai Champloo...Adult Swim, the other other white meat!... Alias, The O.C., Smallville, One Tree Hill, 24, Medium, Grey's Anatomy, King of Queens, Desperate Housewives, Numbers, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer, LOST (number 1 baby!!!), House, Bones, Invasion, Firefly, Prison Break, Rome, Surface, (Battlestar, Stargate SG1 & Atlantis, ScIFi chan, you know you watch that shit!) Everwood, Ghost hunter's, and yes I even watch All my Children & One Life to Live as well. Theirs plenty more but I dont wanna bore you, Kill your television, I do...

Books:

Arent those a bunch of papers in sequencial order with words on them explaining some kind of story? My best friend reads like a book or more a week it seems, I myself would be the first one to burn the hell out of all his books if we were freezing to death in a blizzard, but dont tell him that cause ill have to do it when he's not looking... jk jk. I love Stephen King books, especially when their on FIRE! haha jk Mac, i kid i kid... He who controls the spice controls the... oh wait, this is 2006 isnt it? I see no giant worms here, HELLOOO! What ever happened to the Ghostbusters, bustin kinda made me feel good I can tell you that much...

Heroes:

mi papa.

My Blog

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in all the wrong places...
Posted by Atomic E on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

10 reasons to date a fat guy.

1. We give good hugs.2. We know where the best resteraunts are.3. We wont cheat because there isnt many girls trying to date us.4. We arent shallow because were the ones with the faults.5. You'll alwa...
Posted by Atomic E on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

Insanity 101

The voices, the voicesrummage through my every thought, my every thoughtFeelings of disruptive rage, rageTaking over my realityquestions fill my mind,body exploding with carnage.Hidden behind these ey...
Posted by Atomic E on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:22:00 PST

My bum is on your blog

So just another sleepless night here in the big city of my brain, the sun is almost up and of course i dont wanna turn to dust so I must enter my fortress of solitude for another day. Oh how I crave t...
Posted by Atomic E on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:03:00 PST