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The Great Prophet Mohammad

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the leader of Islam. I am intolerant of everyone. I live in a cave due to the bombings. United Airlines SUX to work 4! If it is to your liking to email me: [email protected]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE.

My Blog

end of summer

We will have an end of summer pig roast and the traditional wet burkah contest.  We could only get the cheap vodka and whiskey.  Children  must bring their own ammunition for the guns t...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:54:00 GMT

OWNED

Matt said, in a message to me, OWNEDI asked what that meant.He said, " you are served".I asked what it meant to be served.He would not answer.What does it mean to be served??????????????????????
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:31:00 GMT

me and only me

Nobody cares anymore.  What's a prophet to do?  I know, April is the when we'll have the best looking wife contest.  All wives must be in full burkah to participate.  There will be...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:54:00 GMT

Me, only me

I sit here and think, i need excitement in my life.  I'm open for suggestions.  Anyone?
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:18:00 GMT

long time

It has been a long time since I wrote.  The bombings have stopped.  I am greatly looking forward to the bikini camel wash in Feb.  I am especially exilerated because I asked a beautiful...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Alive

I'm alive.  However, afew of my associates had to be killed for food.  I hope Abdul the Butcher is ok.  I havn't heard from him since the raids began.  I want to have another wet b...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:29:00 GMT