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Lexovisaurus

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About Me



Maui 06'

My Interests

Laughing at everything, Technology, Hawaii, Breasts, Robots, Pranks, Drinks with friends, Traveling, Accents, Rock Climbing, Sad Movies, Other Movies, Web Design, Toonces the Driving Cat, Goofing off, Borat, Rubik's Cubes, Pinot, and Reflective Aviator Sunglasses

Music:

Andrew Bird, Beck, Flaming Lips, Marley, The Beatles, Astrud Gilberto, Outkast, Combustible Edison, They Might Be Giants, Preoccupied Pipers, My Dad

Movies:

The Professional, Office Space, Porn, Goonies, Billy Madison, City of The Lost Children, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Punch Drunk Love, Fight Club, The Matrix, Boogie Nights, True Romance, Evil Dead 2, Snatch, Pootie Tang, Lost In Translation, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, and anything with Will Ferrell
Also, the GI Joe Parodies: http://...com/gijoe.html .

Television:

The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, MST3K, Futurama, SNL, The Daily Show, Invader Zim, Crank Yankers, SeaLab 2021

Books:

Latest Book: The Singularity Is Near : When Humans Transcend Biology
Nanobots and infinate computing power! Zoweee!

Heroes:

Particle Man, Triangle Man, Person Man, and Universe Man (powerful man)

My Blog

Math Class

When I was a sophomore in high school I decided to fail math class. Not directly, but it was the obvious eventuality for anyone who required so many "reality" examples from their poor teacher. Admit...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:21:00 PST

Crap-ass Software Review

I had the opportunity to try out some horrific software, which was supposed to help correct my grammar in emails. In response to this I posted a nasty, nasty, review. Check it out at the link below. I...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST

Redneck Party = fun

I'm a bit dazed from the rowdy events of last night. I threw a redneck-themed party at my apartment complete w/ budwiser, french fries, and faked trashed living room. It only took ten mid-20's partier...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:17:00 PST

Tagged 6

Llana tagged me...."The first player of this game starts with the '6 weird things/habits about themselves' and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their six weird habits/things, as well as s...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:20:00 PST

Jujitsu

Learning to Salsa dance can be a tad difficult for us guys. We often get paired w/ beautiful, elegant women who endure us stepping on their toes, kneeing them, and hearing us mumble bullshit like "I h...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Salsa is not just a delicious thing to dip chips in!

I went to a beginners salsa dancing class the other day and discovered that I suffer from a form of retardation that has been lying dormant within me my whole life. Though I fuckin' sucked at it, I mu...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

Loud sex

My god, has it really been over a year since I last posted something? To be honest I don't really have anything of value to talk about, but that's what blogging appears to be for. I have some new neig...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:38:00 PST

I heard it's bad for you

I've come to realize that some of the fundemental decisions in the way I run my life are based on concepts that I have not researched thoroughly. These ideas that I've been treating as facts are actua...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Prank of the week 11/5/04

TC decided to fall asleep at his desk again today.
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween Night

My crew and I went to a Moulin Rouge themed club party last night for our Halloween celebration. Everyone was in costume, they had a great DJ, and also a couple of Can Can Dance numbers. A total blast...
Posted by Lexovisaurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST