I like popcorn a lot. Eat it almost every night. I have really funny looking toes, had always thought they were hammer toes but i recently found out that they are neither hammer toes nor mallet toes. Very curious. I have recently begun having strange skin conditions. I think putting in insallation in my house triggered it. My hair looks like miniature sea oats if my head were a lone sand dune. I have a day job as a technical illustrator, and a night job as a member of a nutty music group. ( www.alternativechamps.com )
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I am trying desperately to hold on to this last remnant of coolness but it gets harder and harder as my wife and I shop for minivans. My wife is hot and has been known to wear swedish jeans. I love her and would probably be doing something even more stupid than this if it weren't for her. My daughter is four and likes sushi, especially row. She is also beautiful and practices a dali-esque form of christianity since we started sending her to the Presbyterian daycare up the road. I can whistle like no one else I have ever met; BY SUCKING IN!!! I hate the sound of styrofoam sqeaking together. Gives me chills. I am starting to feel foolish for doing this so I must go. Be my friend.