Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!MY NAME IS JON!
AND I AM CANADIAN!...i think...although they dont treat me like a Canadian when i go through customs anymore
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon
Birthday: July 21
Birthplace: London
Current Location: L-Dot
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish reddish
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Scottish?..German maybe?
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC
Your Weakness: Tequila
Your Fears: Tequila
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: bench 225
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: no!
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: haha doesnt exist
Your Most Missed Memory: california
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: cigars...when im hammered
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: unfortunately
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: not overly so.
Do you get along with your Parents: meh...we have our days
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes...pots and pans
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i ate half a box of fudge-e-o's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: hahaha yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: dont think so..
Ever been Drunk: clearly
Ever been called a Tease: definitely not
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: living life to the fullest
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a big kid
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: around my height
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ....pretty sure theres none, if there are, i forgot them
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
