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Zap Rowsdower

FUCK DA PO-LICE AND FUCK Y'ALLS

About Me

I am a cool man and you can all suck my dilsnick. In time I will write a real bio. Also, I LOVE THE MAN IN MY PEOPLE MEETING SECTION. What would possess someone to record themselves sorrowfully drinking a milkshake, slapping their distended abdomen and then upload the entire macabre scene onto Youtube? I don't know, but whatever it is I want to snort a fat line of it.SEE INTERESTS FOR REAL BIO- TOO LAZY TO MOVE IT HERE.

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My Interests

I am interested in a lot of things. On a superficial level, titties, psychadelic mind enhancers, and good movies. When you submerge in my conciousness, you will find my interests encompass a far vaster sum that the simple needs of an intoxicated satyriac. I like fine art and smooth jazz, and I would rather nurse a snifter of brandy than down a three-fitty of Absolut or guzzle a 30 of beer. I look down on the majority of people (yes, probably you) because I have come to the conclusion that while I am not necessarily better than all of you, I would rather be a dada than a mophead. I believe people need more scorn. I believe people need more irony. I believe in a great idea that is that and nothing more, and as such will never mean anything to anyone. I like Hunter S. Thompson and Tom Wolfe, although I hate Tom Wolfe's political views (he's a little bit of a faggot). I eat a lot of nice things and look at a lot of nice artwork and cinema. I dislike overly spicy foods although I like some spiciness. I realize I'm rambling and spouting pretty stupid crap but I keep going because I have nothing better to do. I'm mystifying and enigmatic, and nobody knows where I poop. I will die before I'm 40. I really like Canada.

I'd like to meet:

what's up? mostly cool people, like Kathy Foster, Julian Casablancas, other assorted people.oh, and this guysigh.... chuggin a milkshake...ANOTHER ONE!AND ANOTHER!check THIS out inDEED!

Music:

interpol, hot hot heat, guster, jack johnson, injury, franz ferdinand, five iron frenzy, beck, the black keys, the aquabats, supercar, they might be giants, say anything, the postal service, bonobo, wolfmother, cake, aphex twin, coldplay, death cab for cutie, the decemberists, freezepop, kings of convenience, peaches, phantom planet, ratatat, rjd2, smash mouth, sugar ray, tosca, voodoo child, ween, weezer, the new pornographers, the white stripes, the strokes, the dismemberment plan, fugazi, the kings of convenience, ozma, peaches, reel big fish, catch 22, roper, the shins, the thermals, broken social scene, djshea, fountains of wayne, gorillaz, geto boys, hellogoodbye, the killers, maximo park, hideki naganuma, mika, the misfits, modest mouse, phoenix, the cat empire, tokyo police club, actarus, andrew bird, apostle of hustle, frank zappa, soulfulclassicjazz

Movies:

orange county, the big lebowski, o brother where art thou, bananas, sleeper, deconstructing harry, the life aquatic with steve zissou, master and commander, the pianist, shopgirl, once, i ?huckabees, man on the moon, eulogy, the birdcage, memento, fear and loathing in las vegasAND MORE SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACES BEFORE I STICK A RADISH UP YOUR CORNHOLE

Television:

don't watch it so SHA

Books:

don't read em so SHA

Heroes:

and my aunt sally.

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I'm here!

I'm here, I'm here. Welcome. People, post comments, look at my cool 4-picture gallery, gaze ye upon the vast wastelands of an empty myspace. it is ye task, nay, ye ADVENTURE to help me make this awes...
Posted by Zap Rowsdower on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:31:00 PST