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About Me

i am not a human being at all. i am actually a super intelligent gecko (my cousin works in insurance... yeah, you know the one). because of my tail, i am able to work the keyboard and mouse at the same time. because of this i am 65% more efficient than any human when using the computer. as computers become more important to everyday life, i stand poised to take over as supreme being. now THATS what i call evolution. bitches.p.s. all of the photos on my myspace were stolen from the handsome boy modeling school's website.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My exact twin (doppelganger), any old friends who i havent talked to in forever, people who have made myspace thier lives, people who still remember friendster (thats sooo last year. holy crap, that WAS last year), fellow craigslist addicts, fellow homestarrunner freaks And this guy

My Blog

Custom Snare for sale

okay, here it is. burning river percussion's first offering, the infamous "zombie geisha snare" now available for sale for $250. a total steal! here are the specs: Shell: 14" by 6" Keller 10 ply with ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:28:00 GMT

if i had

if i had a small mouse as a pet, and he decided to take up smoking, i would find a rook piece from a chess set for him to use as a small yet stylish ashtray.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:05:00 GMT

work

okay, here it is, 2pm and im at work. im at work, mind you, not actually DOING work, and actually avoiding work like the plague. i dunno, i like this job, kind of, but the longer im here, the less i...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Aug 2004 13:33:00 GMT