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the comic relief

Why helloooooo, lips, breasts, legs and ass

About Me

I'm the kind of person who will do anything for friends and family. I am a very big nerd (as you can see from my background) and I am damn proud of it. I'm always myself and no one else. I used to have a speed bump between my brain and my mouth, but it's pretty much gone now. I've been described as "one of the most random person" someone had ever met. I don't know how accurate that is, but I know I can be pretty spontaneous at times. I'll say or do anything for a laugh. I love doing it, so pretty muc

My Interests

Music and movies are my life. I love listening to music, going to shows and writing music. I love my guitar, hangin out with friends, drinkin, playing video games, women, hackey-sack, conversations, chillin out at home, etc. I'm pretty open to just about anything.

I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page:

Music:

Sublime, 311, Nothingface, 36 Crazyfists, Thrice, (hed) pe, Taproot, Tool, A Perfect Circle, kos, Primer 55, Kidneythieves, Psychostick, Norma Jean, Deftones, Incubus, older Korn, Suicide Machines, Sick of it All, Suicidal Tendencies, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne, Static-X, Metallica, Throwdown, CKY, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Mushroomhead, Dope, Unloco, Snot, Walls of Jericho, Rage Against the Machine, Godsmack, Stabbing Westward, Silverchair, Finger Eleven, Three Days Grace, Dog Fashion Disco, Rise Against, Authority Zero, Anti-Flag, Foo Fighters, Filter, Lacuna Coil, Massive Attack, Reel Big Fish, Pennywise, Kottonmouth Kings, OPM, Nonpoint, In Flames, Bloodhound Gang, Snake River Conspiracy, Spineshank, Rammstein, Killswitch Engage, Motograter, Il Nino, NOFX. Other than that, I'll pretty much listen to anything.

Movies:

I'm a movie lover, I won't deny it. Watch any types of movie. Some of my favorites: Boondock Saints, Jacob's Ladder, the whole George A. Romero living dead collection, Saw Trilogy, Serenity, Transporter 1 & 2, Predator 1 & 2, Aliens quadrilogy, the Jacket, American Psycho, Equilibrium, Matrix Trilogy, Chronichles of Riddick Trilogy, Fifth Element, Event Horizon, Spider-man Trilogy, the Punisher, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Blazing Saddles, American History X, Out Cold, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, Full Metal Jacket, 28 Days Later, Super Troopers, Knockaround Guys, Shaun of the Dead, Batman anthology, Blade trilogy, The Machinist, Man on Fire, Stay, Transformers, the Die Hard series, Escape from New York and LA, Superman, etc.

Television:

My favorites are House, Firefly, Titus, Carnivale, Jericho, Eureka, Heroes, Greg the Bunny, Dexter, Rescue Me, Prison Break, Lost, Scrubs, Supernatural, and Law and Order: SVU. I also love cartoons like Invader Zim, Robot Chicken, and Garfield and Friends

Books:

I mostly read books by Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Micheal Chriton. Plus a few other books by various writers

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr., Gandi, and other people who stand up for what's right and try to make a difference

My Blog

to keep the pain away

sometimes i feel like i'm about to break. but i am handling it better than i thought i would. it's still not great though. i'm surprised no one can see that i'm barely here and i'm struggling to fi...
Posted by the comic relief on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:27:00 PST

it’s funny.....

It's funny what'll lift one's spirits.  I've been down for a while now, but lately i've been up.  and all it took was needle jabbing in my skin.  I must be some kind of sadist.  I ...
Posted by the comic relief on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:41:00 PST

introspection

How do you express to someone everything you feel?  How can you really open up to anyone.  All my life I've been keeping everything in and shutting everyone out.  I never learned how to...
Posted by the comic relief on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST

just some writings

Feel it glide across the skin.  Release the pain within.  Dive it down to the core.  I'll show you what it's for.  Pull my heart out and show it to the world I hate.  Watch it...
Posted by the comic relief on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

tis the fuckin season

well, it's that time again. time for another horrible christmas. always filled with pain, lonliness, heart ache, depression, stress and other assortments of random bad stuff. and this year is right on...
Posted by the comic relief on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

decisions, decisions

I'm stuck in a hell of a choice.  Lately, i've been thinking about leaving and just walking away from everything, for good if I can.  Except my kids of course.  Just takin that ticket a...
Posted by the comic relief on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:52:00 PST

my walls are comin up again

I can tell I'm doing it again.  I'm starting to build my walls up so I can push everyone away.  I can't help but do this.  I don't even know why I do it.  But, you know how a wound...
Posted by the comic relief on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:04:00 PST

memories of the past

contentment can never sit in.  the healing can never fully finish.  stupid mistakes and decisions rip open the scars of old to let the feelings return.  the feelings of loss and sarrow ...
Posted by the comic relief on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

the let down

no matter how hard you try you always come up short.  you make the wrong move or say (or in some cames don't say) the wrong thing or even do the wrong move and everything you built just crumbles ...
Posted by the comic relief on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:33:00 PST