Travel Destination Sales Pitch .1 |
Yessir! Are you looking to get away from it all? Tired of the day-in, day-out rat race? Need a reprieve to clear yourself of immeasurable stress?! Then you, my friend, should c...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:30:00 PST |
BIG FAMILY FUN |
If you've read my earlier blogs you'd know that today is St. Eustithius day. GET FUCKED UP, WHOOOO!
Posted by Jason on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST |
We get hoes giggly giggly |
Gather 'round the griot, children for it is time for another story courtesy of Jason Voorhees. Let me give you the set-up... sometimes in ones life, a series of events happens that is so coincid...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST |
We should be hermaphrodites |
It is my firm belief that when Mother Nature or God or the 'Creator' created humans, they snorted a line of gun powder before they designed sex.Fuck sex. Is that redundant?First off, putting ple...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST |
The LEPRECHAUNS?! ....WHAT leprechauns? |
If aliens who spoke no human languages watched us on St. Patrick's Day it could be believed that they thought it was a day where Irish people commit ritual mass suicide via alcohol poisoning.Fuck the ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST |
I'm so sick, I got A.I.D.S. scared to catch ME! |
Before things get too perverted, I wanna just first and foremost say the phrase "Head Over Heels" should be banished. As in, "Well garsh, Jeb sure is head over heels for Delilah." It doesn...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Cunt muscle |
gra neep ba weep ninni-bom *offers Thomas the Toy Train an energon snack stick*If you got really drunk and did a kilo of blow and passed out and woke up in a tent in the woods hog-tied and with butte...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST |
Bloody Diamond |
Geezus Africa is a huge waste of space.
Posted by Jason on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Like a biker's vagina, I don't like ya |
It's no secret that religion is really reeling right now. People demand visual proof and won't just sign their beliefs away on faith. It's a little sad to see religion beginning to die out...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Alllll around the worrrrrld, saaaame song |
The essence to being alive is stories. If you've lived and have nothing to tell from it, what have you been doing? And it's good to have some momento of some shit that happened. So I...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST |
