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About Me

Settle me rightly.

i am inclined to enjoy :

self-deprecation, wiseasses, cynics, physics, mowing lawns, cooking for those i care for, caring for ones i cook for, and girls with curls and curves.

i do not care for :

spiders, mushrooms or that attitude young lady.

My Interests

Things to do before I die, by Adam Carolla:

Have to reach up and put my hand over my girlfriend's/wife's mouth to keep her from screaming when an enemy is nearby and then put up a 'Shhh' finger to quiet herGet thrown airborne out of a bar or some sort of establishmentDive into a body of water with a knife clenched in my teethHave a skateboard move named after meTo walk into the room and have someone remove a cape from meHave my hands registered as a weapon in a stateHave some part of my body insuredBe kicked out of a casino for winning too muchReceive a large cardboard checkSave someone from quicksandDo the 'fist-stop-hold-up' move, then do the two-fingers-in-the-eye move for 'watch!' then do the 'move out' hand signal, all silently (like a Navy S.E.A.L.)Travel in a building's air ventsShoot someone in order to save their lifeReceive a novelty size 'key to the city'Have a girl threaten to kill herself after I break up with herPoint to a valve underwaterHave someone successfully start a slow clap for meThwart an ex's weddingStop a crime by throwing something at the criminal, thus knocking him/her out as they attempt to fleeClothesline a person on a motorcycle, watch the bike careen out of control, then take the bike and peel outMake the proclamation, "Release the hounds!"Have a wealthy father try to persuade me not ever see his daughter again by offering me a large sum of moneyGo to a pawn store and have to pawn off a sports championship ring or belt

I'd like to meet:

And those robots from *batteries not included .

Heroes:

Gilbert Grape, Gobo Fraggle, Doogie Howser, M.D., Martin Blank, Michael Bluth, Conan O'Brien, Big Pete, Little Pete, Parker Lewis, Navin R. Johnson, Carl Sagan, Alton Brown, Anthony Bourdain, and, without question, Mr. Henson

big justin turbo's Details

Status: Meat Popsicle
Here for: The Food
Orientation: Relative to surroundings
Zodiac Sign: Wanker
Smoke / Drink: Boston butts / Gin & ginger
Children: Zero
Occupation: Video Editor

My Blog

It’s never a good time to talk to you.

C.B.G. Panini - Chicken, bacon and guacamole with cheddar cheese and dried tomatoes on ciabatta, salt and vinegar kettle chips, black cherry soda, and freshly baked chocolate chip and walnut cookie.Te...
Posted by big justin turbo on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:42:00 PST

For Kate, Whenever I May Feed Her

come getchoo some vegetables!I've no reluctance whatsoever in telling you I'm excited as hell about getting this book yesterday. It is really a quality book, which I think has helped it show up on a ...
Posted by big justin turbo on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

USC Garnet & Black Game - 04/19/08

Why did I go to this? I don't know.Brian was so excited, he couldn't keep his pants on.Julie in good spirits despite crappy weather.Weekend Dave"Wes hours before catching las plagas.Is it, Brian? Yo...
Posted by big justin turbo on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

Automotive jewelry sale everything must go these prices are muy caliente

I cleaned out my car this past weekend, and in addition to a small cup of Tio's extra hot salsa (no wonder I couldn't find that in the fridge later) I also found this thing:Now there is absolutely no ...
Posted by big justin turbo on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

An old flame set alight again.

Having a little trouble with not listening to this song several times a day lately...The Redwalls - Summer Romance - *Fired up the grill last night for the first time since Fall. I’m not saying...
Posted by big justin turbo on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Trailer for Grosse Pointe Blank 2

Okay, not really. Sorry, but the site I saw this on pulled the same trick on me. It’s actually a film called War, Inc. and it may as well be another chapter of Martin Blank’s adventures....
Posted by big justin turbo on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:01:00 PST

What has 2 thumbs...

...and made it through Winter without so much as a sniffle?This guy.I can barely believe it, especially with all the zombie viruses that seemed to bounce around among my co-workers and friends every c...
Posted by big justin turbo on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

Poor? Me too! Let’s do our damn taxes!

(My info is pretty specific to South Carolina, but not exclusive.)The SC Department of Revenue has decided to screw all but a select number of SC residents this year by making some changes to the way ...
Posted by big justin turbo on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

It’s Friday, and I still hate the Internet.

Awesome. Really. Just fucking awesome.Triplets born to teenager - againSixteen years old, with 7 kids. Thanks a shitload, that's just what the planet needed.In other kickass parenting news, THIS:Mo...
Posted by big justin turbo on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

Girls sound nice.

New music! I needed some girls to sing to me. So today Amazon by way of UPS brought me presents.First up is what I believe to be Amazon's last copy of Those Dancing Days self-titled EP. It's my pr...
Posted by big justin turbo on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST