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Chris

It's like watching a bunch of retards hump a doorknob!

About Me

Average guy, I like hanging out, sports, going out, parties, movies, music... what else is there...... I am a manager at WinCo Foods in Visalia, CA.Oh I can't dance, I need someone to teach me someday

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Would like to meet people who are similar to me. Fun to be around, good sense of humor, aren't too serious all the time...

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, Rock

Movies:

American Pie, Training Day, Jay and Silent Bob, Friday, Saw, Waiting, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Talladega Nights, Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School.

Television:

That 70's Show, WWE, George Lopez, How I Met Your Mother, Hell I can't remember what's on TV anymore

Books:


adopt your own virtual pet!

Heroes:

My hero has got to be Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's. How he got those patties square, and how he knew they'd taste better than round burgers is beyond me!

My Blog

The Trifecta of Greatness

Three of the greatest actors/German popstars to ever grace this Earth. The Hoff, the Danz and the Cos. Their magical powers range from making women faint on command to eating massive hamburgers off a ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

Blogging

Blogging will never win me an Oscar for best original screenplay.   Love, Chris
Posted by Chris on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:03:00 PST

The greatest blog ever!!!!!

I'm blogging today because I realized my pic on my profile is about 5 or 6 years old and I still look the same. What can ya do?
Posted by Chris on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:52:00 PST