The Functionelles

the best bands only last 4 months. you cant keep our attention any longer than that........................................................ ................................................... ............................................................ ..................................................... ............................................................ ..................................................... ............................................................ ..................................................... ............................................................ .............................................. ............................................................ ...................................................... ............................................................ ...................................................... ............................................................ ....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................... the following information is SOOO 2007........................................................ . ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................... we don't have a bass...no, wait, we do have a bass...a bass with a bunch of pedals attatched and a sassy dude who can make anything work making a bunch of noise from it. none of us know what charlotte is singing....sometimes charlotte dosnt even know what shes singing,it probably makes sense though so just go with it. brianne gets tired really fast because apparently she dosnt hold the sticks properly or some bullshit like that.this is why all the weird expressions while playing and all the freustrated looks after every song....so quit asking. zoe cant play while wearing sweaters but as soon as that sweater comes off HOLY SHIT thats some slick ass 90's guitar shit comin outa that amp. fuck yes.