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Straight-Razor Stalemate

About Me

We would like to introduce our outlaw symphony of debauchery based on the real life hedonistic practices of drinking heavily under the strong pop culture influences of revenge, fornication, gun fights, civil rights, cannibalism, crime, monsters, bloody nights, honor, love and roller derby,by 3 cousins who couldnt be any more different.WANT US DRUNK??? BUY OUR CD!!!!SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ROLLER DERBY TEAM!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/10/2007
Band Website: ummmmm, this one?
Band Members: Sam Hamilton (Sam O' Rye): Guitar Slingin and Lead Vox. Joel Hamilton (Johnny Crash): Thumpin, Jumpin and Trash Talkin. Sean Hamilton (Dr. Sideshow D.D.S): Wailin and Babymakin.
Influences: Beer. Horror. Jagermeister. Beer. Porn. Beer. Comics. Jagermeister. Roller Derby. Beer. Sex. Jagermeister. Girls in garterbelts and corsets. Cartoons. Sex. Violence. Beer. And Asians. We Love Asians.
Sounds Like: the bad step dad who ate the piece of candy he stole from his kid that just happened to have a razor stuffed in it. or Sounds like nothing, Sounds like I hate you. well depends on how drunk you are.loud.a guitar a bass and some drums with one sometimes 2 people singing. or 40 kids trapped drowning in a schoolbus and one of them has rod stewart stuck in thier head. or the sigh of joy that one can only get once he has beaten his neighbors cat to death with a meat tenderizer. or 3 hungry ferrets who are killing the weakest one so they can eat. but we don’t come in subtitles. but we are 2 guys that love Rush, and 1 that fucking hates them. kinda The Bacon Brothers but way more punk rock.
Record Label: 5150 Wreckords
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

about a ballbat...

So, we are done recording the album, for those of you that didn't know.  Aside from a couple little touch ups of course.  But even most of those are done.  So yeah, prepare to be bored for a while lon...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:15:00 GMT

Wanted!!!!!!

Do you have a sick, creative mind?Has anyone ever referred to your sense of humor as, "sociopathic"?Do you want to get onstage and do things that could (and should) corrupt the public morals?Are you w...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:19:00 GMT

New Songs

So, we got a few new songs out and a couple of new ones coming. Last night Sam and I finished off the touches to our ode to the movie "May" called 'Perfect Friend" and we also worked out Sam's new ant...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:09:00 GMT

You like rock? Well this is for you.

Well thats good. We here at Sx-Rx Sx would like to embezzle your mind and give you some suggestions on badass punk rock we know you are going to like.This is a revolution we are living in, no longer a...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Free Music Motherfuckers!

Our EP, which is online, in our player: Demo-lution: The Unmastered Collection is available for download. For FreeBurn a disc, throw it on your ipod, zune or other mp3 player. Again, its free!Thats ri...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:58:00 GMT

IF YOU GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOGS COCK ABOUT MUSIC THEN READ THIS

Big Daddy Bibb's pod radio how The Hillbilly Wreckhouse has picked us up for air, and not only are we thankful and think you should listen to it, but we think you should be listeneing every week to it...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:39:00 GMT

OK WE LIED!!!

WE ARE NEVER RECORDING FOR YOU!!!! HAHAHAHA!
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:45:00 GMT

Without further adieu

Tonight we are cutting our 1st EP. This is an experiment, under our obnoxious terms. Tentetivly titled "Well, you wanted something" 3 songs, just for you.It will be available at the derby show and the...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:56:00 GMT

THE TIME FOR BLOOD AND SKATES IS UPON US!!!

January 13th in Broken Arrow. Your Green Country Roller Girls are set up to take down Omaha. Be there or be square to watch the season opener for the finest in Roller Derby Madness.If you want tix now...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Tonight’s show canceled...

That's right, the show in Joplin tonight is canceled due to this stupid fucking ice storm in which we still don't have power!!! Fuck this ice storm!
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:41:00 GMT