my life sized stuffed rhinoceros :: "love is not negotiable. love is a guessing game, and that's the beauty of it. there's no guarantees it's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep. and sure yeah, with shallow your end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down but if it's deep, you know.. it's a leap of faith. like throwing yourself out there with no guarantees and that's what life's about... you know those carnival games right? and you know how some of them are hard to win and some of them are super easy and every one wins? well that's the difference between love and sex... sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser and love is the game that's really hard to win. but if you do and you get to take home that life size stuffed rhinoceros, it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic keychain."