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I am Ryan...(detail on shirt) I don't like people who are really egotistical, people who lie, or people who smell, I don't like being all hot red and sweaty in physics class so when I have been sitting for a while I have a huge puddle of swamp ass in my chair, but when you have a sweaty ass, you just have a sweaty ass. I don't like rusty cars, or understand people who don't like snow, because it 'tis quite possibly the most wonderful thing in the world. it is the cold that sucks. I love it when it rains and I have nothing to do because then i don't feel guilty about sitting inside and doing nothing. cause there is nothing worse to me than feeling like I am wasting the day away, because we only have so many. which brings me to another point. "live life to the fullest." and "what don't kill ya makes ya stronger", and "everybody wang chung tonight." All words to live by... snow is so incredibly awesome because it alows me to snowboard which is also about the most wonderful thing on earth. I love the feeling I get when i see a really cool old car, or when an old car rolls by really slow with the engine just a idling with a really low powerful gargle, and all the hair on the back of my neck stands up... I love being right but I will be the first to admit when i'm wrong, I like seeing someone for the first time in a long time in a totally random place at a totally random time and catching up on shit. I love being a dumbass and making a fool of myself because it is so easy and it feels so good. I like the smell of cigars, big fat ones, but i don't like to smok'em. I have 2 dogs who are awesome, buck and jesse, jesse is a little dumb but i love him just the same. even when he shits on my xbox, or on my shirt, or on my shoes, or in the back of my dad's car right after i vacuumed it. I like working on something for a really long time and pouring your sweat and hard work and money into it and finally finishing it and have people go..."wow, you did that!?" that is a cool feeling. I have a diseased which was recently diagnosed as "obsessedwithvansitus." and the only cure is MORE COW BELL! I love art class but not for the art. I loved it when my old German Shepard, Champ, used to go around at night when we we're sleeping and check on everybody throughout the night, and how my dog buck started to do it after Champ passed away. I want to build something someday so beautiful that articles will be written about it. I love mowing the lawn, because it gives me time to think...it is like being on the shitter for a really long time. which reminds me. doesn't it suck when you have a tird that is shaped like a torpedo and when it hits the water an ice cold stream of paralyzing water shoots up your anoose. I like to make people laugh and make people smile. I hate getting lost but i do it all the FUCKING TIME!!!!!! I DESPISE stalkers but i've had oh, so many... I love people who can make ya feel great even when life just took a shit on yer head. hangin out with freinds and trying to go to sleep but ya can't because one guy just keeps farting and then one laughs making the other laugh and when that guy laughs he farts and it starts all over again and the whole place smells like a giant cup-o-soup. it's great.(this just in... one more thing i don't like - when you spend thousands of dollars on something just to trash it a few days later. that seems to be a common theme with me...)I've just discovered that I hate working on cougars. and if this one breaks again i'll fucking light it on fire and walk away. (P.S. IT DID, AND I DID.) I like, no envy, people who deserve way more than they have but are happy with what they got.How many girls can do this!?
My own personal wrench wench :)
