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Shitty drivers

Shitty drivers I came across this list and found it to be pretty funnt considering all the anger I have this week at bright lights and people that feel the need to drive so close I can...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:25:00 GMT

Injury Rant if you don’t like it I don’t care

   So I called the Dr's office today asking to have more of my job duties restored. I am fine at home and can get around pretty well on my off days but when I sit at work for 12 hrs I go hom...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Where to start.

  I lost a true friend yesterday and  have no idea what or even how to feel. Our friendship started out as a mutual respect for each other as co-workers and moved on to respect for each othe...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:44:00 GMT

My Earth Day Rant

I was going to post a long rant about how I am a red blooded V-8 driving, red meat eating, fat loud, obnoxious American with a huge carbon foot print. But this guy has said just about everything I was...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Parental mumblings

    So lately I have been hearing the question a lot about when Amanda and I are going to have kids. I always answer it the same way. I always say "I don't want a child right now becaus...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Emo Kids

   Amanda and I went out to eat the other night, and we sat down next to what I thought was just your average JoCo family. White family with a daughter that was 15 going on 30 Grand Parents ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:40:00 GMT

another pointless rant

     I find a lot of the time that people have a lot more faith and confidence in my than I have in myself. Amanda is always telling me how smart and witty I am and I think to myse...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Some correctional officer stuff

Here are a few random poems if found about the thanks less job that some of us do every day. THE CORRECTIONAL OFFICER’S PRAYER Lord, I ask for courage... Courage to face and conquer my own fe...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Chris Farley

For some reason I have been reading a lot about the life and times of Chris Farley. He never left home without his wallet and in his wallet there was always a copy of the clown’s poem. His broth...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Basic Driving Skills

   I have a quick question for all of you North Carolinians.  Why do you feel it is necessary to drive around with your damn hi beams on while it is still day light or even at dusk?&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:37:00 GMT