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Jared

I am here for Friends

About Me

Most people I know are very different from me. In fact, I am so unique, that I have never met anyone quite like me.For example: I like stuff. Movies are good for watching. I listen to music that I like. Pretty girls are nice to look at. I don't like it when it's too cold. I enjoy things that are fun. I dislike mean people.See? Bet we have nothing in common.Oh yeah, check this out.

My Interests

Well... I like girls and money, in that order. But I'm sure thats moderately common among teenage males, so what else? I like video games and enjoy good movies. Oh yes, that's real weird. I do like nerdy stuff too, (I'm a die hard nerd at heart) like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, chess, and Magic the Gathering. So now that you've lost all respect for me go check out someone elses profile.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented ice cream cones, and then I would ask him, "Why not just put it in a bowl or something? I mean, the ice cream is gonna melt and get all over your hands. You must be stupid or something, what other food do you know of where you eat the silverware and plates and stuff when you're done?" Ha, ice cream cones... how did THAT one ever become popular?
MY BACKGROUND IS BLACK JUST LIKE THE COLOR OF MY SOUL!

Music:

Anything I can pick up on my car's amazing AM/FM radio. Ha, just kidding. Radio sucks. The only bands/artists I like are featured on today's episode of MTV's TRL. Man, that show totally represents how I feel. On second thought, naw, Coheed and Cambria is where it's at. I love music, just ask me.Oh an I'd might as well give a shout out to my friend "Avi" and his band The Sex and Murder. Dude, what happened to Stormbound?

Movies:

If it's not scary or sci fi, and doesnt have either Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell in it, it's probably a waste of time.

Television:

Espn or Comedy Central. Other than that I just use it for video games or as a neat place to rest my drinks on.

Books:

Yeah, they told me I needed them for school or something. I had to give the school some money, and they gave me all these books. So I put them under my bed for a few months and when classes ended I dusted them off and gave them back. They even gave me money back, but it was a LOT less than what I gave. I think that's like a trick they use to scam freshmen for money. I won't fall for it next year though. Books are stupid.

Heroes:

I was the floor hockey gym-room-hero in high school a few times. That was the one "sport" I actually tried hard in. But anyways, who are my role models? Hrmm.. let me think, Mr. T has to be one of them. I don't know... I guess I've got a lot of people I'd admire. The one guy that I really look up to, is that dude who has all the money, and all those beautiful women, and everyone loves him. You know? No, not the old guy, the other one. He used to have that car, remember?Yeah.. that guy! He's helluva cool.

My Blog

L-O-L @ Life!

Anyone wanna be my friend? No? Okay fine, I'll see you in hell....
Posted by Jared on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST