SCHOOL SUCKS

The Middle East has areas of arid desert, fertile land, around the Euphrates and Tigris, flat land, and hills and mountains around Lebanon. Socially, these ecological conditions by deve...
Posted by YARD DOG on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

Run Through The Jungle

  BONAROO:Midlife crisis/Drug overdose 1. Guy tried to sell me ether because the bottle had my name on it.2. Guy named Gabby tells me to talk to his hand.3. Guy named Mountain sells drugs at our ...
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NASHVILLE HATES RYAN CABRERA

Dreamsicle Hunter and Bridge Everyone else 4 out of 5 Nashville kids agrees that Ryan Cabrera is a fag
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ive never been so down

some people use these things to write about the woes of humanity. I use these things for dick and fart jokes.  "art, farts, and broken hearts", Stewart S Copeland mother. daniel...
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

" i can't believe they shit in our pumpkins."

my friends and i carved pumpkins and then someone pooped in them. happy halloween.
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL? WTFFFFF?

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Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ebb

A quote taken from Reverence Of The Lip, " As the lip sees you, you are endowed with the divine responsibility to get up on it while grinding raw, for we are all young, confused, and retarded." As you...
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poetry: My Only Weapon

gay gay gay gay face panda bear likes the bamboo The moon glows brightly daniel TJ looks quite gay i think he's in love with cock simply ask adam -marc i already did adam seem...
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

He Told Me He Was Jesus And To Take Him Where He Wanted To Go

I was pumping gas and this guy told me he could write a $500 check if I took him to get beer. Then he told me he was Jesus. I checked for sandels.
Posted by YARD DOG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST