I JUST WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN |
Oh God! I am sick to death of automated services. All I want to do is talk to a human!
Every bloody time I phone anyone all I get is:
You now have the following options.
Press one ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:37:00 GMT |
WHAT A TERRIBLE WORLD |
I see kids on the street, spraying the wall
They look a mess and they know fuck all
And I think to myself what a terrible world.
I see skies of grey and acid rain
Forests dying, it'll never b...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:50:00 GMT |
PUBLIC TRANSPORT NIGHTMARE |
My God, I don't believe it! Had to use public transport the other night. No wonder nobody likes using it.
First of all the driver couldn't speak bloody English. Then when I ev...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:29:00 GMT |
MONEY |
God I hate money. Never bloody got any, always bloody need some!
Why can't we trade in leaves? I'd be a F**king millionaire!!!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
MY SPACE POEM |
I've only got one friend, just the one,
Some dodgy bloke by the name of Tom.
He never calls or says "Hello",
Except for the once, as well you know.
Please stop by and have a moan,
I'm well pissed off ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:53:00 GMT |
MY SPACE |
Bloody My Space! What a pile of shite!!!!!
You spend God knows how long setting the account up, only to realise you've put the wrong email address in and your profile is now floating around the ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:44:00 GMT |
