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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netA father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands."Dear, Dad.It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua.P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who will love me
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

My Blog

The Hunter: hearts destruction

The Hunter limped slightly as he walked to his car, thinking of ways to take The Prey as his own. He was thinking of how best to do this when the world suddenly shifted sideways. As he realiesed what ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:52:00 GMT

The Hunter: Hearts Desire

Fuck this shit, im doing it. The Hunter had had enough. Enough sitting around. Enough wollowing in his own self pitty. Who the fuck cared that his leg no longer worked the way it used to? He had every...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:32:00 GMT

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The shadows of the Forest seemed alive as The Lone Man stalked through it, silently, yet not trying to hide his movements. He was searching for his brothers his sisters. Always they came to him, alway...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:50:00 GMT

The Hunter VI Preview

The Hunter picked Angel up of the ground, looking for any sign of where the attack had come from. "What the hell was that?" she said when he had pulled her to her feet. "Why wont you answer me? I aske...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:07:00 GMT

The Hunter III: Mac

 Mac stared at where The Hunter was standing, shocked into silence by his last words. I'll be damned if he goes months at a time without a word, then out of nowhere pipes up with a simp...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:46:00 GMT

The Hunter II

The Hunter wiped his mouth and laid his money next to his empty beer bottle, signalling the bartender he wanted another by taping the bar with his knuckles.His leg twitched involitarily, it happened s...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:46:00 GMT

i felt like writing

And i love you so That people ask me how How i've lived till now I tell them i dont know. I gess they understand How lonely life has bin But life began again The day you took my hand. And yes i know h...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:21:00 GMT

The Hunter

No wind desturbed the underbrush. No sound broke the silence. Yet movement was visible from the corner of every eye. Shadows in th dark. The Hunter ignored it. He was focused. As one with the for...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:34:00 GMT

men wearing spandex, not cool

i have decided that nobody knows what the essence of 80's was.  i reached this decision ofter i made a trip to my old highschool. my friend needed a leather jacket coz it was 80's day f...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:39:00 GMT