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Dan

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About Me

Hey I'm Dan.i am a fucking ninja i will kick your ass if you mess with me. I like to play Baseball, and i like to bike. I'm 5'5" and have dark brown hair and brown eyes.
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Name: Dan
Birthday: Novermber 9th
Birthplace: A hospital
Current Location: A computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adio's
Your Weakness: Sucking nuts at halo.
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQCHICKEN
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't have one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: where the fuck am I
Your Best Physical Feature: nothing I'm an ugly nigger.
Your Bedtime: whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry mother fucker!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: sure
Do you Shower Daily: yeah sometimes more than once.
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: no I'm fat
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: yes tromboner
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no I'm not that fat god damn
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: buzzed
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: shanked by a carrot spoon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: doctor and mlb player which won't happen
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter no firecrotches
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: don't matter.
Weight: no fatties
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: fifty thousand
Number of CDs I own: few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't know
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My Interests

I like playing my 360. I play Baseball and I'm a damn good catcher. And I like to Bike because I have a beautiful blue bike. It's name is Larry... she's hot.
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Cracka Jack Snappa
You ride around in a Neon Pink H2 Hummer
Yo gang Slim Shady's Pink Ladies
Yo shoes be K-Mart Brand Tennis Shoes
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,973
How much money you got? $2.19880778054669e+26
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I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Page(GOD) he is the greatest guitarist ever! Herman Li, Robert Plant! John Paul Jones! Jimi Hendrix! Jesus Christ!

Music:

I listen to mostly hard rock the bands I like are Led Zeppelin they are the best hard rock band in the world, DragonForce, jimi hendrix ,Van Halen, Pink Floyd, Korn, HIM, System of a Down.

Movies:

the departed,the boondock saints

Television:

I like mtv. I watch Real World, Family Guy, Futurama, and the boondocks.

Books:

the messenger

Heroes:

jimmy page(GOD),Herman Li (also GOD), eddy van halen,eric clapton, duane allman stevie ray vaughn.