i guarantee you this will make me rich |
sometimes i get these ideas that are so sudden and unprovoked i am pretty sure they are divinely inspired thought nuggets God placed in my brain in order to spread His glory in a less conventional man...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST |
you can find me in the club |
i will not act like i was ugly for the past few years, but i have never really felt that beautiful. who knows why, really. the possible answers are plentiful. but, after today, i will no longer dou...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST |
a blog about another blog, or, the doom of man |
some of you who read this will have read vanessa's blog about the sad state of affairs in modern man's emotional soul. some of you, too, were touched by the truth which this fine lady so eloquently l...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST |
neuroses part 3 |
from an early age i have been wary of the telephone. i used to hate/fear it. it's such an awkward form of communication. you can't read body language, and since you've agreed to hold something up to y...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST |
neuroses part 2 |
in high school and my early college years, i was almost always late for any event. it was a reputation i held, though not one i was particularly proud of. now, perhaps as a result of that and other li...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST |
neuroses part 1 |
when i was a child, someone must have mentioned something to me about how parents are invariably a little sad that their children grow up, because i had issues with that from a very tender age. as lon...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST |
bloggin' it up |
there's an older lady in one of my education classes who, either for her age or life experiences or just because she's like that, considers herself along the lines of a co-professor with our...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST |
WARNING: chicken skin |
don't you think it's gross that the crispy part of fried chicken is skin? don't you think it's gross to eat skin? i do.
Posted by Lindsey!! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST |
it's just a theory (NOTE: requires thinking if you are to enjoy it) |
ABSOLUTE ZERO IS JUST A THEORY!!!!BECAUSE ABSOLUTE ZERO IS THE COMPLETE AND UTTER CESSATION OF ALL MOVEMENT OF MOLECULES WITHIN A SUBSTANCE, AND WHILE WE CAN SLOW THE MOVEMENT OF THESE SUCKERS DOWN QU...
Posted by Lindsey!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
