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About Me

Hi, its me. So, whos corner of the web have you stumbled upon? Well, it mine! Im an amateur short fim maker who has no mates and stays indoors. Should i venture out the house, I can often be found whiling away my time playing the bongos in my Y-fronts in a nettle patch.Once you get past my self-deprecating humor, (used to be a stand-up comic, people always used to tell me to sit down though!) you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, fairly normal, un-human like guy looking for fun loving human-esque creatures? I guess that would do it. So yeah, lets give it up for myspace.
My views on life is life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in an attractive and well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -
Kebab in one hand - beer in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming,
'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lots of peeps including BFS (again) 30 STM, Adam Buxton, Phil Schofield, Late great Steve Irwin, And any body else who stoopid crazy.
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Right those of you who keep up with me will know bout some vids that i make for the TV channel, BTV.

I also put the videos on here for your viewing pleasure too. Prob best seen while drunk though!

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Well this vid was a bit of a chore as my editing suite decide to go all period on me and have silly issues and the like! Anyway, cant say its turned out as well as I had hoped but hell, This it the finished outcome. I bring to you; Dont Laugh At Me

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My latest addition. I Am Cow, This is just a gap filler as its been a while since ive done one. However i am in the middle of doing two more but they be taking longer than i hoped. Oh and believe me, standing dressed as a cow in a field of bulls is mighty fun........ Anyhow, Enjoy!

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Ooooo, looky here, a brand spanking new video for you guys. Orvilles' song. I was working on a different project but then found out that it wasnt gonna work, so made this one instead! The format changed so many times!!! But still, Its here and hope ya enjoy.

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Next Vid is Funky Moped. During production i nicked-named it 'Fucky Moped' As so much went wrong during filming!! From high-end camera playing up (you can tell change of quality) To things and props not playing ball!! Anyway, glad to get it finished even though i did want to do alot more to it but decided not to! Enjoy!

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Henry VIII For BTV. This was fun to do. Also had some passer-bys taking pics!!

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I bring to you BTV vid 2. This is Garden Of Love. Before I started, I couldnt draw hearts, however, now i can!!

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This is my video on the Psycho Chicken song for BTV. But you can view it here too.

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My Blog

My Easter Monday Getting Battered & Bruised....... Perfect! ~ Part 2

Hi guys.Its now Tuesday afternoon and my wounds and battle scars are starting to show.But before i go on, heres a run down:My Team (Hallaton) won 2-0and I personally won the following:Busted Shin Bone...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:53:00 GMT

My Easter Monday Getting Battered & Bruised....... Perfect!

What better way to spend ya Easter Monday than a nice friendly game.Yep im partaking in the ancient art of Bottle-Kicking!What is Bottle Kicking......Imagine a huge moving Mosh pit of about 300 people...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Flugtag & BTV

Hey hey guys. Well, all two of you who read my irreverant scribes.Its nearly 7th June and that time again.... THE REDBULL FLUGTAG '08And yes, again im going to submitt my fantastice flying machine.......
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:55:00 GMT

Damn Corporate Companies

I been budgeting what little cash i have all week to go out tonight.It was a special rock bash so would've been cool.So after getting ready, i walked to the cash machine only to find that i have no fu...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Bye Bye Coke

Its Time........ Honestly, its finally time!Around 13 yrs back i discovered the full joy of Diet Coke. And it took its hold on me. One can turned into 12, 12 into 67 then from cans came the 500mls.1,2...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:28:00 GMT

Silver lining

Ooooo isnt it exciting.   May not be going anywhere after all, Ive got a plan that just might work!!! Gee, I apologise if my blogs have depressed anyone. Really, i dont mean to come across that w...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:17:00 GMT

My Big Brother Moment Is Here

Hey folks.Those that have been following will know those that aint will....er...know now.Ive got 28 days left in my house!Oh well, i was looking to move, but in me own time!Hmmm, i guess i can start w...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:28:00 GMT

update

So, what now?Ok, i found out that i wont be startin till February next year!And they told me that after i had to sit an exam!!!Oh well, as for my house, i have no idea how that went as i havent heard ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:20:00 GMT

Life Life Life

Oh deary dear.So, whats going on in my life? Not much at all hence the reason im writing this!However, what has been happening in my life? Now thats a different question.Ok, some of you folks know, so...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:56:00 GMT

Know Me

Oh Look, Another one of these bleedin thingsTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyBirthday: 18-04-78Birthplace: EarthCurrent Location: Milton KeynesEye Color: Blue, Green, Hazel - Yep, my eyes change col...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:08:00 GMT