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About Me

I'm Lindzee. I am what happens when keepin' it real goes wrong. Apparently I reek of good vibes, and people sometimes tell me that I'm cute. I was once a telemarketer for 2 days and then I quit. I eat all the chocolate chips out of a cookie, and then I eat the crumbled up cookie part because I like to save the best for last. One time, somebody told me that my voice was annoying. Another time, I went to a chinese restaurant and ordered food... in chinese. I use an excessive amount of hyphens and commas. Really long fingernails make me shudder, and if they're dirty too then they make me gag. I possess a plethora of trivial knowledge (such as the meaning of the word "plethora"). I love to eat plantains and fried tofu, but not at the same time. I've been told that I am a good writer but eh, that's a matter of opinion. I like to think of myself as free-spirited, but then again who doesn't? I'm tougher than I look, but then again not really. Those last 4 sentences had the word "but" in them; I guess that makes me redundant too. I think that's all you need to know, and even some of what you don't. Do with that information what you will.

My Interests

Listening to other people talk about their interests, making beautiful music with my flute, being adventurous, my dog, discovering new music and friends, food, spontaneity, deep conversations with a sufficient blend of humor, and the anti-material realm.

I'd like to meet:

Any person who can teach me something, no matter how trivial.

And somebody who has never heard of Myspace.

Music:

Saves The Day
The Rocket Summer
Coheed and Cambria
NoFX
No Use For A Name
40 Below Summer
Reel Big Fish
Less Than Jake
John Mayer
Sublime
Ella Fitzgerald
Imogen Heap
Aqualung
Dexter Gordon
John Coltrane
Hank Williams (yeah I said it)
Johnny Cash
Willie Nelson
Feist
The Format
Ben Folds
Unwritten Law

And other such artists that you haven't heard of or don't even like.

Movies:

I am notorious for my love of horror movies.

Television:

Somebody once told me that TV was evil.

Books:

At this very moment I happen to be reading:
Stephen Dunn: New and Selected Poems 1974-1994, The Earth Trembled by E.P. Roe, and Escape From Freedom by Erich Fromm

Heroes:

You.

My Blog

Life is what happens while you are making other plans

It feels like there is something wrong in my life, but I can't put my finger on exactly what it is, and thus I can't begin to try to fix it. It's almost like everything and nothing is wrong all ...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

All of your warm colors have painted all my days

The way people bond with each other is strange to me, specifically in romantic relationships but the idea generalizes to friendships and things too (more or less). That whole process of getting ...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:49:00 PST

Life is but a beach chair

A lot of people like to tell me that they live life without regrets, or more precisley, that they TRY to live life without regrets. Well first of all, not regretting your actions is either somet...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

Casting quarters into wells that hold our dreams

The idea of perfection is a strange concept. Actually, in the context of what I'm about to say, any abstract idea is strange, but I digress. It's pretty safe to say that the majority of pe...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Secret Life

"Why you need to have oneis not much more mysterious thanwhy you don't say what you thinkat the birth of an ugly baby.Or, you've just made loveand feel you'd rather have been in a dark booth where you...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:34:00 PST

She's 20 years of strangers looking into eachother's eyes

I've got this feeling right now, that I'm about to start a new chapter in my life, and that big things are going to happen in it. That prospect fills me with optimism and happiness. I have...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Ode to the letter T

Until now I would have never thought it was possible to spend 2 years of your life getting to know somebody, only to discover that you knew them better in the beginning than in the end. It's int...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

A whore in sheep's clothing

There are so many people around me right now that are dragging out relationships when they honestly shouldn't be. I can't understand this love-hate battle that everybody seems to go through on a...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

The industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution

Somebody I know posted this bulletin yesterday, and they got it from somebody else: "My heart goes out to all the families and friends of people who are suffering and affected by this tragedy. It f*ck...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

When all words fail, she speaks.

I am sick. I have been sick for about... 3 weeks now. I am not sure exactly what I have, but whatever it is refuses to let me sleep soundly. I am usually a pretty strong person, deal...
Posted by Don't stalk me, loser. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST