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JGROOVIEST

About Me

JGROOVIEST is an animal not known to man, spawned from the merry go round of the devils playground. His mission is to bring the pleasantness of ear pollution squared. Ear penetration is what he craves most, without it, JGROOVIEST would cease to exist. So if you wouldn't mind, open your ear wide, even get your fingers in there and pull your ear lips apart enough to to encompass the raw gerth that is provided in these succulent soundzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Soon you will enjoy the pounding on the side of your head, your ear will grow wet and the inertia will decrease. You will feel a tickle from your ass to your brain stem and of course a small explosion in the ear canal temporarily paralyzing the neck. Then your knees feel weak. Make sure you have a couch near by.Album available at: www.cdbaby.com/cd/bonusmax2

My Interests

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Member Since: 10/20/2007
Band Website: none
Band Members: One Man - JGROOVIEST
Influences: Halloween, Barmitzvahs, Weddings, Proms, Fiestas, Bubbly, Baroch's, Quija games, Seance, deep tissue massage, croque madame, bungee jumping, reality television.
Sounds Like: Cosmodyssey.
Record Label: Unsigned

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