Norge

I am Norge Blodget, a man of mustard, after a fashion.. well, my blood itself is actually strong mustard, and my original vessels tempered by the sad Hobos. My creator, Paddock, mustered me up from a few scraps of flesh and some seeds of mustard. That was many moons ago as they say, and many moons away too in a way. I've been traveling through habitable dimensions for the majority of my career, and my formative years were tempestuous at best, such that i had to regenerate several times to satisfy the bloodlust of my mercurial adversary, the Mustard Vampire. Of course, the loathsome Fat may well be the penultimate pest of my existence. Here I will bequeath the remainder of this introduction to my earthbound documentarian, Brendan Coyle:Hello Myspacers, please be satisfied with the short intro by Norge, it really was hard enough to get him to sit down and get that out. As I type this I figure he went straight back to the Real McCoy to start off a rollicking night of pool tournaments and draining the bar of their stocks of lager. Anyway, those tempestuous wonder years are what I am trying to focus on getting down on paper in the here and now as a lovely comic book. I have also done alot of performance vignettes pulled from the mythology of the Mustard Man's world, and I plan to continue covering this in various artforms, sometimes combining several in multimedia explosions of incredible worldbuilding feats!!Please order the comic book. right now there are two staple bound comics available. they are rather short, but enjoyable. Two more are in the works, and I intend to concatenate everything into graphic novel form eventually, which will hopefully make sense of this convolution. Thereafter, the stories will have reached their final edit, and the singles will not be available, so get 'em now, wrinkle them up, spill coffee and bongwater all over them and sell them 40 years from now! Click on Krzysztof to Continue!